Tickled Pink Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Oh I have seen worse Jack.... the best one I have had was when a student tried to hand in a piece of course work that was almost entirely MY own work... seriously, word for word... trouble is, that they were so busy copying it, that they forgot to check who the actual author was - this wasn't important you see, as they had no intention of including that minor detail in the work they submitted!! Doh!! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Thats a massive error! Do you work as a lecturer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest71686 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 there's no such fing as that visa. see my above quotations. ha ha you dont say. Here's a timeline: 1st November 2012: 498 application submitted; 2nd November 2012: Psychiatric assessment requested by DIAC; 4th November 2012: Report submitted, Delusion diagnosed; 5th November 2012: Visa Refused :mad:; 12th November 2012 complementary pack of Tim Tams received Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickled Pink Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Only when I can't wriggle out of it.... I do other things in my job, and prefer them much more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blossom Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 My husband works in customer services here in oz for an ISP. He did the same in the uk for years. He has about ten years experience, uk and Australian qualifications. His employer wanted to sponsor him and..... Can you guess where this is going?? Yep, no chance. You can't be sponsored for customer services work. We already would be if you could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossmoyne Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 what does that mean? If you have to ask, it proves that you have nothing between your ears.... a fact that most of us have known for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 if it does not work I shall just get my student visa do a course and look for another way when I get out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Go to Australia train to be hairdresser for 2 years on study visa Then become a hairdresser and get 457- Ens- Pr how does that sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleyt Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 (edited) How does that sound? What do you think? Let me guess, you've had a stab at cutting your dogs hair and you think you'd be good at it? Edited October 20, 2012 by shirleyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scrumpy Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 (edited) Never take two years to learn to cut hair would it?? Just pick up the clippers and do it, simples I hear in some parts of the world they train monkeys to do it (P.S. yes my wifey is training to be a hairdresser!!) Edited October 20, 2012 by scrumpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 How does that sound? What do you think? Let me guess, you've had a stab at cutting your dogs hair and you think you'd be good at it? How did you guess, here is the photo of his dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Or might train for 2 years as a hairdresser. Hairdresser on a student visa for 2 years- Sponsorship- Ens- PR?! I am really good I cut my mates fringe with some nail scissors up the pub the other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 I actually groaned out loud when i saw this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Right thats it, you must be a troll, go find some other idiots to wind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Right thats it, you must be a troll, go find some other idiots to wind up. Hey speak for yourself, I'm not an idiot :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Its a good idea though isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PontePom Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Right thats it, you must be a troll, go find some other idiots to wind up. I'll whisper this so he doesn't hear it Stop feeding the troll because its what they like Maybe it's time to try the ignore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scrumpy Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 I actually groaned out loud when i saw this. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm, havnt you finished 50 shades yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 It might work though hey? I am going to ignore the above comment. I am being serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 It seems you have so many ideas on the go that you keep forgetting you have threads already so I thought I'd help and I have merged your hairdressing thread in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Never take two years to learn to cut hair would it??Just pick up the clippers and do it, simples I hear in some parts of the world they train monkeys to do it (P.S. yes my wifey is training to be a hairdresser!!) Is she traning to be a hairdresser for a visa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30085 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Watch you don't get hair clippings in the food . . . Oh and also make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after handling all that Bullsh7te . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Oh and also make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after handling all that Bullsh7te . . . Dont tell me he is going to be a farmer as well :swoon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 well i must be a idiot after all the help ive gave him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest68570 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 well i must be a idiot after all the help ive gave him dont say that stacey. I am geuinelly considering this. why is everyone moccking me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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