Guest The Ropey HOFF Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Might be one of them teenagers like kevin off the Harry Enfield show, who was forced there by his uncaring parents and he screamed at them, in that droning teenagers voice.................... I haaaaaaaaaaate you, you don't understaaaaaaaaaand me. Probably hated Australia ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bod Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 For me unfortunatly it was like Britain with the sun, with less motion and lacking culture. I need stimulation My problem not Australias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest37336 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hang on a minute. In my neck of the woods a chav is someone to be looked up to, to aspire to. Having lived in and around Essex for a considerable time I and many others have done our best to reach these lofty ideals. I bought my first Escort RS when I was fifteen, had my first Burberry cap at the age of sixteen. I have been a connoisseur of White Lightening' cider for more years that I care to remember and have also got my tenth asbo pending with the beak. Now if you will excuse me my girlfriend, Tracy, (God she looks good in her white stilettos and matching (fake) dolce and gabana bag) are off to our local Curry House. A night of class, conversation, followed by sex IN my car, and maybe to round the evening off a kebab or two, followed by a night at her majesties pleasure. Cheers Guv, Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shark Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hang on a minute. In my neck of the woods a chav is someone to be looked up to, to aspire to. Having lived in and around Essex for a considerable time I and many others have done our best to reach these lofty ideals. I bought my first Escort RS when I was fifteen, had my first Burberry cap at the age of sixteen. I have been a connoisseur of White Lightening' cider for more years that I care to remember and have also got my tenth asbo pending with the beak. Now if you will excuse me my girlfriend, Tracy, (God she looks good in her white stilettos and matching (fake) dolce and gabana bag) are off to our local Curry House. A night of class, conversation, followed by sex IN my car, and maybe to round the evening off a kebab or two, followed by a night at her majesties pleasure. Cheers Guv, Tony. brilient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bod Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 brilient Hang on a minute. In my neck of the woods a chav is someone to be looked up to, to aspire to. Having lived in and around Essex for a considerable time I and many others have done our best to reach these lofty ideals. I bought my first Escort RS when I was fifteen, had my first Burberry cap at the age of sixteen. I have been a connoisseur of White Lightening' cider for more years that I care to remember and have also got my tenth asbo pending with the beak. Now if you will excuse me my girlfriend, Tracy, (God she looks good in her white stilettos and matching (fake) dolce and gabana bag) are off to our local Curry House. A night of class, conversation, followed by sex IN my car, and maybe to round the evening off a kebab or two, followed by a night at her majesties pleasure. Cheers Guv, Tony. I hope this ain't a anti Essex slur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest37336 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I hope this ain't a anti Essex slur. Not me John. Proud to call Essex my home for many years. The Rodings, Quendon, Newport, Braintree, have lived in around for there years, lovely part of the world. Good 'Genuine' people, mostly with a heart of gold, and some truly spectacular scenery and history, ie Colchester. Was just trying to diffuse a situation mate is all. Before I forget mate. Did you ever see or remember the chap that used to live in Quendon woods, all weathers , etc. He had done so for 48 years apparently. I would often see him wandering through Quendon. If you don't know him John, unfortunately he died the other week and some kind soul has put up a plaque in his name. Sorry to bore you mate, but I did ask in a thread about two weeks ago and thought it was you who knew Quendon fairly well. As I said John, you may not know the fella but thought it worth asking. Cheers Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valleylass Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Can you keep out of my site as well as your crank mate, i know your obsessed with me but your not welcome. Your site??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Ropey HOFF Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Your site??? my ropey hoff site, i am being stalked. The hoff is the best looking guy in the world, so i should expect it.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valleylass Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 :witch-sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bod Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Not me John. Proud to call Essex my home for many years. The Rodings, Quendon, Newport, Braintree, have lived in around for there years, lovely part of the world. Good 'Genuine' people, mostly with a heart of gold, and some truly spectacular scenery and history, ie Colchester. Was just trying to diffuse a situation mate is all. Before I forget mate. Did you ever see or remember the chap that used to live in Quendon woods, all weathers , etc. He had done so for 48 years apparently. I would often see him wandering through Quendon. If you don't know him John, unfortunately he died the other week and some kind soul has put up a plaque in his name. Sorry to bore you mate, but I did ask in a thread about two weeks ago and thought it was you who knew Quendon fairly well. As I said John, you may not know the fella but thought it worth asking. Cheers Tony. No Tony not me. is Quenon, Ugly way.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest37336 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 No Tony not me. is Quenon, Ugly way.? That's the one mate. About four miles up the road from Ugley John. Cheers Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bod Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 That's the one mate. About four miles up the road from Ugley John. Cheers Tony. No never see the fella, but feelas if I would have liked to have done. A interesting man to have a drink with. Are you a West Ham fan by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest37336 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 No never see the fella, but feelas if I would have liked to have done. A interesting man to have a drink with. Are you a West Ham fan by any chance? For my sins John, yes I am. Bloody awful season, I reckon its our turn for the drop this year, but up again next year. Cheers Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie ellis Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Hang on a minute. In my neck of the woods a chav is someone to be looked up to, to aspire to. Having lived in and around Essex for a considerable time I and many others have done our best to reach these lofty ideals. I bought my first Escort RS when I was fifteen, had my first Burberry cap at the age of sixteen. I have been a connoisseur of White Lightening' cider for more years that I care to remember and have also got my tenth asbo pending with the beak. Now if you will excuse me my girlfriend, Tracy, (God she looks good in her white stilettos and matching (fake) dolce and gabana bag) are off to our local Curry House. A night of class, conversation, followed by sex IN my car, and maybe to round the evening off a kebab or two, followed by a night at her majesties pleasure. Cheers Guv, Tony. Hey was at a rs 2000?mk 1 or mk2? dinna tell me it wis a turbo?just curious a love escorts from that era, dinna like kebabs , a only eat home made scots grub canna be done we at foriegn muck:cute: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landv Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I can't follow what your saying, i take it YOU don't think that migrant children should be given an education, because its your weird logic that has come up with this thought, no one else is thinking it, you seem to see things that no one else sees are you like mystic Meg? I mention things from sky news because its good to even out the baseless negatives from Australia, i know you wouldn't believe it but theres some on PIO with an hidden agenda of doing Australia down at every turn, because they are unhappy there, me i like to even the balance, even though i am happy in the uk, got a great life you know, but............................................. ALL of us in the uk are being taxed to death to bail the country out because the government and banks have nearly put us a Trillion pounds in debt, so it gives us ALL a right living here to question why and where money is spent on certain things when we are having to fork out multiple thousands of pounds each for nothing extra, are YOU facing the same in Australia? Oh i forgot Australia is doing great, lucky you, i bet you feel really lucky living in one of the few countries in the world that never went into recession. If you have such a great life in the UK and so very happy, why do you want to move to Australia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I have deleted posts which contained personalised insults and the responses to those threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Like I said..............lots of bitter folks on PIO via the migration experience, although I didn't say it in such illiminative terms. Sarcasm and cynicsm seems to be the order of the day, under the guise of humour, but you ain't fooling me, but you are fooling some...........just seems a pity that you are fooling those more gullible.......but that's their problem......... May you find your resting place (not that I give a feck) :biggrin:...........but you probably won't be happy there either. Sarcasm and cynicsm tend to be indicative of the Individualist and the disenchanted but individualism doesn't work when you're trying (or not) to integrate............if (or not) what the feck did you come here for? :goofy: kev kev are you the messiah? It feels like there has been a second coming on PIO. Maybe I'll be Pontius Pilate (although being in Australia, it'll be more like Poncy Pilot, they just love mis spellings and mis pronounciation) what's wrong with sarcasm or cynicism? they've got me through a few scrapes but I suppose being part of the holy trinity you rely on divinty to guide you instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30038 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 what's wrong with sarcasm or cynicism? they've got me through a few scrapes but I suppose being part of the holy trinity you rely on divinty to guide you instead Nothing wrong with sarcasm and cynicism when utilised in a general sense.........aimed at an individual, it's just plain ignorant. No, divine guide for me mate, I rely on my own good manners (to the best of my ability). If someone poses a genuine question, then I answer them with a genuine answer, not sarcastic or cynical flippant comments, and I play the ball, not the player, unlike some. It's happened so many times that some members have simply taken the plss and then when challenged, siad that their response was just a joke.............it simply wears a bit thin after a time. kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Nothing wrong with sarcasm and cynicism when utilised in a general sense.........aimed at an individual, it's just plain ignorant. No, divine guide for me mate, I rely on my own good manners (to the best of my ability). If someone poses a genuine question, then I answer them with a genuine answer, not sarcastic or cynical flippant comments, and I play the ball, not the player, unlike some. It's happened so many times that some members have simply taken the plss and then when challenged, siad that their response was just a joke.............it simply wears a bit thin after a time. kev fair do's kev, it was just a joke (that was just another joke) I admit I personally take the piss a lot, but hopefully in a non aggressive way. It's the nature of a forum that people wind each other up. It's also human nature that some people find other's views unacceptable, ridiculous or downright hilarious, and yes I am one of those naughty people who enjoys feeding off all that comedic train crash entertainment. It's up to them who may not be mentioned to sort out the trouble makers. Which may be me amongst others. but I DO think you take your role on PIO a bit too seriously (hence the previous post) sorry if it was offensive, no hard feelings mate Dom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30038 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 but I DO think you take your role on PIO a bit too seriously (hence the previous post) sorry if it was offensive, no hard feelings mate Dom Mate, it's the nature of forums, as IRL that there will be disagreements so no, there is no hard feelings, not that I saw a disagreement, I was simply responding. As for my "role". I don't have one. I'm simply a member, no different than any other, responding to posts in my own manner, just as they respond in theirs. The "seriously" bit should be applied to my answers, which shouldn't define that I have a "role". Yes, I answer seriously where gross generalisations are made, but that doesn't mean that I take myself seriously............in fact, I find myself quite laughable at times, allowing myself as I do, to get involved in crap that really shouldn't concern me. kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 As for my "role". I don't have one. I'm simply a member, no different than any other, responding to posts in my own manner, just as they respond in theirs. The "seriously" bit should be applied to my answers, which shouldn't define that I have a "role". Yes, I answer seriously where gross generalisations are made, but that doesn't mean that I take myself seriously kev QED:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30038 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 QED:wink: Good old Spike Milligan...............I never understood him either, but there's a lot of it about :wink: :biggrin: kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Ropey HOFF Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 If you have such a great life in the UK and so very happy, why do you want to move to Australia? In no particular order. The weather Better opportunities for ALL Adventure Excitement The beaches Own swimming pool The weather Outdoor lifestyle Plan a day out in advance and its nice Chance to live in the BEST country in the world Australia. These are my reasons, they might not be others, we are ALL different, the uk has given me a great life, but it is really struggling at present, i hope it picks up because i have alot of family and friends here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LongwayDown Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Might be one of them teenagers like kevin off the Harry Enfield show, who was forced there by his uncaring parents and he screamed at them, in that droning teenagers voice.................... I haaaaaaaaaaate you, you don't understaaaaaaaaaand me. Probably hated Australia ever since. What are you talking about?? Anyone that knows me will tell you that i think Sydney and Melbourne are two of the best cities in the world. If anyone wants to try their luck in them, go for it. Im doing very well out here at present but i dont represent everyone do i? I dont like rural Australia one bit, but then horses for courses isnt it. There is numerous places in England i wouldnt dream of living either and if the economy is as bad as im being told im glad im not there at the moment. What puzzles me is that you seem to think your more of an authority on Australia than most of the people who live here and who post on this forum. Its strange but its almost like your living in this fantasy world about Oz where everything is free and noone does any work, i know your dreaming of that swimming pool. Im sorry if i enter your dream world every now again and spoil it by telling you that a concrete one costs $40k but thats reality my friend, something you need to visit. But then i wouldnt know because i only live here. Tell me these migrants they dont need in the UK does this apply to you when you migrate to Australia(if you ever do), does Australia really need you? Or wont you be classed as a migrant, maybe youll get a special visa. Im no longer interested in any thing you have to say, not until you actually live here will i value your oppinions. Adios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickyb Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Do you need to live in a country to offer an opinion on it ? Does someone who 's lived somewhere longer have a more valid opinion ? Do you have to live in more than one town ? Is there a points system ? I'm bit worried about telling people what I think about Britain in the sun ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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