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Aussie Insults VS Angry Scot


Huntersmummy

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Good evening my beautiful folk.

 

So, we booked our flights, 13th oct, wooooohoooo, buggering off to darwin!

 

Anyways, i had a thought, my mother, who is a typical, angry, scottish drunk....when I was having a conversation with her about this and that, that, we talk in slang, dinnae, toon, dauner, mucker, wud'nae etc etc that I thought i would brush up on my "aussie slang" to ease me in gently so I wouldn't struggle.

 

Fast forward to another forum, after a disagreement, this aussie bloke called me a "woos pommy quid bastard"

 

What???!!!

 

I must say I was stumped. After calling him a "scaffy bawbag" It was quits.

 

But really, am I the only one who is seeming going to struggle with the aussie tongue? How have you all managed?

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Good evening my beautiful folk.

 

So, we booked our flights, 13th oct, wooooohoooo, buggering off to darwin!

 

Anyways, i had a thought, my mother, who is a typical, angry, scottish drunk....when I was having a conversation with her about this and that, that, we talk in slang, dinnae, toon, dauner, mucker, wud'nae etc etc that I thought i would brush up on my "aussie slang" to ease me in gently so I wouldn't struggle.

 

Fast forward to another forum, after a disagreement, this aussie bloke called me a "woos pommy quid bastard"

 

What???!!!

 

I must say I was stumped. After calling him a "scaffy bawbag" It was quits.

 

But really, am I the only one who is seeming going to struggle with the aussie tongue? How have you all managed?

 

I wouldn't worry. They're scared of Scots. They think they're all mad.

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