jacky boy Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Hello I have just joined so please excuse any 'etiquette issues'. I returned to UK after 20 years away in OZ in 1986 and as my kids are around Sydney I shall be moving back over there when my house is sold. So later this year or maybe early next. I'm a retired, single gentleman and I'm hoping to meet a lady to share this new adventure. I know this isn't a dating site but 'you've got to be in it to win it' and the more lines in the water the better the chance of catching a fish !! I also know that it's extremely unlikely that I'll meet someone in the UK who is happy to move to the other side of the world from her children and maybe grandchildren. So this will probably have to wait until I get there. I'm just being what they call these days 'pro-active'. Cheers Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 @bottler1942 pack up your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metoo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 @bottler1942 pack up your house Hold your horses Stacey, does he have a beard??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Jacky - do you have a beard or would you be willing to grow one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky boy Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 Hold your horses Stacey, does he have a beard??????? I already have a beard - silver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I already have a beard - silver its a shame you aren't in Perth. Bottlers lovely and she's looking for a retired gentleman with a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Well , Hello jacky boy ... the question is ... is your beard well trimmed ? ... cannot have bits of yesterday's breakfast in it ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30085 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This sounds too good to be true .... could this be the perfect match? Jack, would you be willing to visit WA, our lovely Bottler is having her own love nest built as we speak. Maybe you two should private message and get to know each other better ;-) PS Happy to be a bridesmaid :-) xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Well , Hello jacky boy ... the question is ... is your beard well trimmed ? ... cannot have bits of yesterday's breakfast in it ! ... am I being a little too picky girls ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith and Linda Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 am I being a little too picky girls ! ... only if you wanted the breakfast bits:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This sounds too good to be true .... could this be the perfect match? Jack, would you be willing to visit WA, our lovely Bottler is having her own love nest built as we speak. Maybe you two should private message and get to know each other better ;-) PS Happy to be a bridesmaid :-) xx unless she's having 2 bridesmaids then back off!! :policeman: I found him for her first lol :laugh: I bet we've scared him away and he never posts again haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 unless she's having 2 bridesmaids then back off!! :policeman: I found him for her first lol :laugh: I bet we've scared him away and he never posts again haha I will have lots of bridesmaids ... but don't get too excited I think he has done a runner ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest30085 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 unless she's having 2 bridesmaids then back off!! :policeman: I found him for her first lol :laugh: I bet we've scared him away and he never posts again haha No problem, I'm maid of honour anyway ;-) Jacky Lad, if you're out there somewhere, please don't be frightened off from posting, it's just good natured banter, Bottler is a lovely lady who is in a similar position to yourself :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 You can be a bridesmaid and I'll be maid of honour lol however I've got a feeling he won't post again, might not get our sense of humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I hope he does not read all my posts ... remember Parley dumped me because I was flirting with Kev ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Yep , he's gone ... was it something we said ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chortlepuss Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Jacky - You're coming to the right country. There is an official man drought in many parts of Oz. http://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/love-sex-and-relationships/its-official-theres-a-man-drought-20150429-1mw0pc.html Silver beard or not, as long as you've got a pulse, all your own teeth and are not a raving psychopath I reckon you'll do OK. Actually the teeth thing is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith and Linda Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Yep , he's gone ... was it something we said ! ... Maybe he has read all your posts bottler and is out visiting all the chemists trying to get loads of Viagra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYROSE02 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hold your horses Stacey, does he have a beard??????? But I have a beard! (Which I shaved off to please a new lady who promptly dumped me. She could have given me a couple of weeks to grow it back, sort of 'notice.') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 But I have a beard! (Which I shaved off to please a new lady who promptly dumped me. She could have given me a couple of weeks to grow it back, sort of 'notice.') and a cat ... bonus ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYROSE02 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 and a cat ... bonus ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest51810 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Bottler it like you're going to Sydney either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sustain Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 am I being a little too picky girls ! ... What about the farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 What about the farm? as time goes on my dream gets less ... I'm down to a beard now and beginning to wonder if it really has to be well trimmed ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacaranda Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 as time goes on my dream gets less ... I'm down to a beard now and beginning to wonder if it really has to be well trimmed ! ... :laugh:I'm going higher myself!The more I think about it,my list of pre rec's is getting longer.....and longer.....and longer!haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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