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Britain's first ever 'cat cafe' where customers can enjoy a cup of coffee in the company of several felines officially opened its doors this morning.

The grand opening of Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium in Bethnal Green, east London, was much anticipated by animal lovers across the capital.

Within hours of its opening date being announced online, the cafe's website crashed when 3,000 people attempted to book a table.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2571003/Feline-like-coffee-Bizarre-fad-stroking-cats-kittens-hits-Britain-cat-cafe-opens-London-doesnt-look-busy-yet.html

 

 

 

Just makes all the bad things in life seem less important don't you think?:wink:

 

 

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This is better...Well, I prefer dogs.

 

Dear God: It's me, the Dog

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cid:1..2291850855@web141502.mail.bf1.yahoo.com

Dear God: Is it on purpose that Our

Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

 

 

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Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,

but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

 

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Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit

on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?

 

 

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Dear God: Why are there cars named after

the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,

the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE

named for a Dog? How often do you

see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car

ride! Would it be so hard to rename

the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

 

 

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Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off

in the forest and no human hears him,

is he still a bad Dog?

 

 

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Dear God: We Dogs can understand human

verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,

horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,

electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee

flight paths. What do humans understand?

 

 

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Dear God: More meatballs,

less spaghetti, please.

 

 

 

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Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?

If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

 

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Dear God: Here is a list of

just some of the things I must remember

to be a good Dog:

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats

it or after he throws it up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,

crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's

underwear when he's on the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7.. Sticking my nose into someone's

crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. I don't need to suddenly stand

straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before

entering the house - not after..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. I will not come in from outside,

and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living

room, and lick my crotch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',

so when I play with him and he makes that noise,

it's usually not a good thing.

 

 

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P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,

May I have my testicles back?

 

Cheers, Bobj.

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