Guest Working to fish Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 now thats a much better picture than the one i had. could not see a waterfull any were. as for best pick up,s ,you could not af done better . not much of a joke ,but its 1 more thead for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Great way to bring up the 150 post mark guys..:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Joan was dying, her husband sat at the beside. She looked up and said weekly, " I have something i must confess. " " There's no need to. " the husband replied. " No, " She insisted, " I want to die in peace, I slept with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your dad!!!!!!! " " I know, i know, now just lay quietly an let the poison do it's work!!!!!! " Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 This one's to get Eddie back....... Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 mm thank god i have had my food. for us poor blokes ,them pictures are sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 OOh, OOh, OOh, just found this an i remembered that yeterday some people were talking about Whale's. Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Bungee -vs- prostitute Q: What does bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common? A: They both cost a hundred pounds and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 New Sex Study It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 A man was travelling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied: "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "No," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a tooth pulled," the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff." "You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?" "Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 opps sent the whole page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I would like to say at this point that by error i've pasted a whole page of jokes, which i didn't realise i did. My sincerest apologies as there is an untasteful joke which i did not mean to submit. Apologies again to everyone using this site. Eddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Why were shopping trolleys invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Now ya gonna have to bear/bare with me this is the 1st time of trying. Apparently there was commotion in the garden this weekend when the girls decided to hold a BBQ but didn't get enough salad!!!!!!! Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 The Australian Government had to put this sign up for all the woman drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 " Burbs in Adelaide are up in arms over Lazy Cows new advertising campaign " Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 The RAF are now letting woman fly planes. Look at the consequence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 " Also in OZ t'day the guys are afraid of the influx of English men and their thought's on warm beer, but were not objecting to the advertising of it " Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS KP NUTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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