Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 When I seriously think about it I don't think I could be a mail order bride. No dude ever puts up with me for too long trust me LOL. I give that little scenario around 3 - 6 months to backfire Its not such a bad life N11, you just have to know how to be subservient, and as long as you can sing Walzing Mathilda in your knee high boots and short skirt, easy as. These Aussies dudes are pretty easy to please:wubclub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest33730 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Its not such a bad life N11, you just have to know how to be subservient, and as long as you can sing Walzing Mathilda in your knee high boots and short skirt, easy as. These Aussies dudes are pretty easy to please:wubclub: Not sure it's just the Aussie Blokes??? - the song may need to change but the themes the same!! LOL Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik_kershaw Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 N11QB, do you have like an ad like you would put in a lonely hearts and a photo to give to the single men or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussex boy Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 18 months ago I would off volunteered for the job, but at the moment I am trying to get to Oz, try gumtree small ads -) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yorkshirelad1975 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Hi N11QB, I miss Tesco's too ! Am currently contemplating returning to my Yorkshire roots next year after 8 years in Australia. If i take you with me then what talents would you bring to to UK, and how would you handle my mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'd only marry the person who loves the solo ad as much as I do YouTube - SOLO Harry Kewell Ad Mum's are easy to handle... especially once they're buried beneath the floorboards Just ask mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest33730 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'd only marry the person who loves the solo ad as much as I do YouTube - SOLO Harry Kewell Ad Mum's are easy to handle... especially once they're buried beneath the floorboards Just ask mine. Well you've certainly narrowed your options down with those two preferences lolxx Daniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yorkshirelad1975 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Mum's are easy to handle... especially once they're buried beneath the floorboards Just ask mine. If your mum is buried beneath the floorboards then it's highly unlikely i'll be able to ask her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aldo Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 do yo take it up the garry glitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 No but I wouldn't be surprised if we find out Tiger Woods does. C'mon what's one more little scandal? Wifey has already swung at him with a golf club it can't get any worse now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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