Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I've read a few old posts and sympathise with everyone here moaning about missing Australia/UK and wishing they were elsewhere because the grass is always greener on the other side. I am on a mission to get my unwanted colonial rear end transported back to the mother country. I miss doing my groceries at Tesco. I didn't STEAL anything (at least not in the last 200 years...) so why did they send me back to this sunny oasis? :skeptical: There's got to be someone (with a UK passport) willing to marry me... or smuggle me back in their suitcase at the very least. Security at Heathrow is non existent at five in the morning as I discovered upon arrival. Security in Sydney are tough but lets save that discussion for another day. :hug: PS - Your mum will love me!!! (The tattoos not so much) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I've read a few old posts and sympathise with everyone here moaning about missing Australia/UK and wishing they were elsewhere because the grass is always greener on the other side. I am on a mission to get my unwanted colonial rear end transported back to the mother country. I miss doing my groceries at Tesco. I didn't STEAL anything (at least not in the last 200 years...) so why did they send me back to this sunny oasis? There's got to be someone (with a UK passport) willing to marry me... or smuggle me back in their suitcase at the very least. Security at Heathrow is non existent at five in the morning as I discovered upon arrival. Security in Sydney are tough but lets save that discussion for another day. PS - Your mum will love me!!! (The tattoos not so much) Can you cook and do you have scrubber's hands?, if the answer is yes to the aforementioned then I have two sons with British passports. Both looking for a "nice" girl and there are laser clinics in London for the tatts:cute:. You could always have a 6 month trial run subject to medical tests of course. I suggest on going a wee bit up market to Waitrose, Tescos are not in vogue with my two:laugh:. Hope you get there lol Susie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 As if they'd even let me in Waitrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 As if they'd even let me in Waitrose Marriage is a bit over the top:laugh: you have six months on a visa and then they wouldnt notice another one of the millions that overstay. Enjoy your trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest proud2beaussie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Marriage is a bit over the topYou mean it's not about "a bit on the side"?:biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest proud2beaussie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Check out Air Asia,they can get you to Stansted for about $420.00 at the moment,and as long as you don't mind paying for food etc they are fine. Have you checked the eligibility provisions for British passports? you may be entitled to one-you never know your luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Maybe someone will die and I'll inherit millions of dollars and visas wont be a problem for me anymore LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest proud2beaussie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Perhaps you could start your own version of this story with you as the aristocrat. The Daily Surprise: Fake British Aristocrat Conning Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Perhaps you could start your own version of this story with you as the aristocrat.The Daily Surprise: Fake British Aristocrat Conning Women LOL Dude that's hilarious! ... and inspiring :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik_kershaw Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I have seen someone on another thread talking about not being able to find a good woman in Australia. He is currently in Canberra i think but Susie will know who I am on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 1st i would need to know ,(whats your best party trick) After all if your giveing some one your ring ,for ever ,thats a blomming long time.:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Hey! It's not forever! Just the short handful of years needed by the home office to deem it legit. That's the beauty of it. You can trade me in for a better version after a few years and my feelings wont be hurt! People should only marry for business. Love messes the whole thing up. By the way I just finished watching 'Australia' for the first time. I hate Nicole Kidman. I know hate is a pretty strong word but I think in this case it applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PommyPaul Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 soooo sex with an ugly bloke is on in this deal?? i may be keen hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik_kershaw Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 like it Paul!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I never mentioned sex in my ad but trust you perverts to go down that track I was going to offer money but seeing as how I don't have a great deal of that... a paper bag over the head hopefully only once a week might help the savings account. LOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I have seen someone on another thread talking about not being able to find a good woman in Australia. He is currently in Canberra i think but Susie will know who I am on about :laugh: Nik. Yes it was Opusca 1 that was looking for "anything would do" in Canberra. :wubclub: susie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nik_kershaw Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 there we go then, they should hook up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PommyPaul Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 well its got to look like proper wedlock hey!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Hey hey hey I'm not just 'anything' We're not talking about trying on a pair of wellies at a 2nd hand store here. A little bit of sensitivity please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest proud2beaussie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 We're not talking about trying on a pair of wellies at a 2nd hand store hereSo many lines that I could use there.:biggrin::biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Hey hey hey I'm not just 'anything' We're not talking about trying on a pair of wellies at a 2nd hand store here. A little bit of sensitivity please :wink:Then let me introduce you to my world of "Mail order brides",:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 LOL! OMG nice one! Why didn't I think of that earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest proud2beaussie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 You should take susie's advice,after all she knows all about this subject. She's got a "rumpus room":biggrin: (You'll have to ask susie to explain that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N11QB Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 When I seriously think about it I don't think I could be a mail order bride. No dude ever puts up with me for too long trust me LOL. I give that little scenario around 3 - 6 months to backfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest siamsusie Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 You should take susie's advice,after all she knows all about this subject. She's got a "rumpus room" (You'll have to ask susie to explain that one) :yes: I do indeed to store all my equipment:jiggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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