Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I'm not a pommy ------, I'm 'self loading freight'! Let's not get into semantics Thanks, cobber! harpo......I am not now,nor will I ever be your "cobber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Let's not get into semantics harpo......I am not now,nor will I ever be your "cobber" Just when I thought we were getting somewhere.....:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Sorry harpo......unfortunately I don't suffer fools gladly.........let's just agree to disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SupportPants Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Isn't it a bit odd that you spend time on a 'pomz in oz' site if you're not English? The statistics show that 1 in every 15 people born in Queensland develop melanoma during their lives - the damage is often done at a very early age and isn't connected to getting burnt necessarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Isn't it a bit odd that you spend time on a 'pomz in oz' site if you're not English? The statistics show that 1 in every 15 people born in Queensland develop melanoma during their lives - the damage is often done at a very early age and isn't connected to getting burnt necessarily. Why......I wasn't aware this site was was exclusively for the "English".............that's a rather racist point of view.......besides my partner used to be a pom.....she occaisionally likes to have a giggle at some of the comments on here. As to melanomas.....statistics may be right.....but I'm lucky I don't have any after 64 years in the sun, both Australian and elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Why......I wasn't aware this site was was exclusively for the "English".............that's a rather racist point of view.......besides my partner used to be a pom.....she occaisionally likes to have a giggle at some of the comments on here. As to melanomas.....statistics may be right.....but I'm lucky I don't have any after 64 years in the sun, both Australian and elsewhere. So you must like some Poms then Les :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest16631 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 ........there have also been studies to suggest.............that short-term exposure to unusually intense sunlight increases the risk of melanoma, while long-term constant exposure has no effect or may decrease risk. ................No simple relationship was seen between melanoma risk and total sunlight exposure.................skin cancers have been found on people who see little sun in their day to day lives..........but spend two weeks in sunny countries.........sunbathing for the whole holiday.........! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So you must like some Poms then Les Yes Kate,believe it or not.......as I've said before just the whinging and silly ones I have a problem with. I can safely say I would have a beer with the majority of posters on this site :cute: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yes Kate,believe it or not.......as I've said before just the whinging and silly ones I have a problem with. I can safely say I would have a beer with the majority of posters on this site :cute: Can I swap the beer for the local curry house seen as we are kind of neighbours :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Can I swap the beer for the local curry house seen as we are kind of neighbours As they say you never know your luck in the big city........although I'm at my partner's Gold Coast residence until after "the wet". I tend to spend summer down here and winter in Cairns so I guess I get the best of both worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Pom Queen Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 As they say you never know your luck in the big city........although I'm at my partner's Gold Coast residence until after "the wet". I tend to spend summer down here and winter in Cairns so I guess I get the best of both worlds. That's the best way to do it, I think if we didn't have kids we would head further South for the wet although to be honest we haven't had any rain this wet so far, it's just been hot, hot, hot but I don't mind and wouldn't live anywhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Why......I wasn't aware this site was was exclusively for the "English".............that's a rather racist point of view.......besides my partner used to be a pom.....she occaisionally likes to have a giggle at some of the comments on here. As to melanomas.....statistics may be right.....but I'm lucky I don't have any after 64 years in the sun, both Australian and elsewhere. You mention this a lot sir les. How can someone stop being a Pom? Did she go through some sort of aussie baptism process? Did she have to renounce the dark forces of whingeing and irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yes Kate,believe it or not.......as I've said before just the whinging and silly ones I have a problem with. I can safely say I would have a beer with the majority of posters on this site :cute: Id love to be a fly on the wall to watch that! "so then, you little pommy ******, what the **** are you doing in my ******* bewdiful country?" "er, thanks for taking the time sir les, to let me buy you a beer and let me spend time with an actual fair dinkum true blue 100% Australian. However, I'm here on holiday and, tbh, I think it's all a bit crap. It's too expensive, the locals are rednecks, the border security seems to be modeled on Guantanamo bay, the sniffer dogs confiscated my chocolate hob nobs, you can't swim in the sea cos it's full of box jellyfish and irikanje and there's no waves on account of the great barrier reef which incidentally, is not a patch on the coral reefs of the Maldives." "#%%^^^**+!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 How can someone stop being a Pom? She is an Australian citizen and has been here nearly 50 years. She doesn't regard herself as being "English" but Australian........why is this such a strange concept to understand......but then I guess for someone like yourself it is. Id love to be a fly on the wall to watch that! "so then, you little pommy ******, what the **** are you doing in my ******* bewdiful country?" "er, thanks for taking the time sir les, to let me buy you a beer and let me spend time with an actual fair dinkum true blue 100% Australian. However, I'm here on holiday and, tbh, I think it's all a bit crap. It's too expensive, the locals are rednecks, the border security seems to be modeled on Guantanamo bay, the sniffer dogs confiscated my chocolate hob nobs, you can't swim in the sea cos it's full of box jellyfish and irikanje and there's no waves on account of the great barrier reef which incidentally, is not a patch on the coral reefs of the Maldives." "#%%^^^**+!!!!" harpo, mate, you really do need to get over yourself :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 She is an Australian citizen and has been here nearly 50 years. She doesn't regard herself as being "English" but Australian........why is this such a strange concept to understand......but then I guess for someone like yourself it is. harpo, mate, you really do need to get over yourself :wacko: glad you corrected the spelling mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Sorry harpo......unfortunately I don't suffer fools gladly.........let's just agree to disagree me neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest57588 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 well they've pretty much banned people coming in by boat, so what the heck, why not? Controversial:cute: Come to think of it though, the missus's rellies did have to spend a long time explaining themselves when they docked in Brizzy the other week, after their 114th cruise around the 'Strayan coast. I think the Australian Intelligence Services (no, don't laugh) were puzzled as to why a couple of wrinklies like them were so intent on raiding the gift shop in Freemantle Harbour for faux Aboriginal prints and VB tea-towels. It caused quite a stir down the Bowls Club I can tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest57588 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Thankfully none you will ever fly on. I never saw you as a Ryanair regular Les. Those flights to Talinn are bloody good value aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest57588 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Just when I thought we were getting somewhere.....:cry: Could have been the beginning of something beautiful.... (sighs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Harpo,I see you've bought your doppleganger out for a run tonight...................I always wait with bated breath to see which one is going to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest57588 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Harpo,I see you've bought your doppleganger out for a run tonight...................I always wait with bated breath to see which one is going to appear. :wink: We love you Les. Don't go changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpodom Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Harpo,I see you've bought your doppleganger out for a run tonight...................I always wait with bated breath to see which one is going to appear. Oh him? Yeah, you'll never see the two of us together in the same room...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Les Patterson Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Laurel and Hardy spring to mind................although if you had one more personality I guess it would be Larry, Moe and Curly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest57588 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Oh him? Yeah, you'll never see the two of us together in the same room... That's the beauty of a Restraining Order isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AKA63029 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 On the subject of sun beds. Living very close to the Essex border I pray to god they would be banned here. I'm fed up with crossing the 'border' to go to the cinema in Essex and having to dodge these: [ATTACH=CONFIG]12321[/ATTACH] Fortunately I am going blind so my 'prescription' sunnies do take some of the 'glare' off, from the girl's and FELLAS,:eek: Cheers Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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