Guest Tim Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 > Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens: > > 1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster > > than an ambulance. > > 2) Only in Australia... is "are you awake?" the standard > > concept of foreplay. > > 3) Only in Australia... do supermarkets make the sick people > > walk all the way to the back of the store to get their >Panadol,etc., > > while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. > > 4) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, > > large fries... and a Diet Coke. > > 5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open, have > > no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter. > > 6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of > > dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage. > > 7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to > > screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won't miss a > > call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first > place. > > 8) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to > > describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin > > meaning "many";and "tics"meaning "blood sucking creatures". > > 9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying, "you're > > never too pissed if you can still find the floor". > > Stand proud Australia..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loz Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: Very good Tim !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Missiemo Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Beki Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Not all that different from here then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calNgary Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 maybe not all that different other than,,, in the uk the car would be nicked by morning in the uk your drink would be spiked before you hit the floor in the uk the banks probably closed for staff training ,,,and finally ,,,, in the uk your too skint for a DBL cheeseburger Roll on the aussie life !!! Cal x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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