Guest tinbasher Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Anyone fancy a cuppa in Glenelg, SA one day? Whilst the menfolk are working hard! Tee hee. :yes: From Mrs TinB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Oh how lovely! I too live in Adelaide and would love a cup of coffee whilst my husband is on the job. Just let me know when and where. L.C. But you can call me Mrs L.C.:twitcy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Oh no LC, I can't believe you live in Adelaide. Well if we meet up in Glenelg I can show you exactly where they sell Bisto. I also know a nice cafe down there. PM me Mrs TinB Ps. should i bring my boxing gloves or a pink carnation?:cute: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Depends where you are proposing to wear the carnation. Anyway, you sound a bit sad...:wub: I'm sending you love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Well I don't intend to do a scene from Cold Feet if that's what you mean! :arghh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ok then, it's a date! Let's hope some more sarcastic, sick and twisted individuals reply. F.U. (or should that be C.U? I'm not great at text-ese):shocked: L.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ok Should be an interesting meet, I have sent you a PM. :dull: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Oh come on someone. Anyone? Me an' Mrs T. (though she seems quite batty) would love to meet er, anyone really! I'm not really too nasty and twisted, and Mrs T. well, maybe I'll just leave that one!:no: :no: LC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I think we've scared everyone away Mrs LC. Why don't we meet up anyway and we can report back on how it went. A bit like blind date but without the date bit or Cilla. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 And without the hat? Oh mea culpa. I'm very sorry I was so rude and well, rude.:mask: I deeply regret any inconvenience it has caused to your attempt to lighten your lonely life by finding a friend. Shall we meet soon? I fancy a nice milkshake and a graze along the sea grass. Might even bring my two doggy minders, the cocker spaniel and the maltese shi t'zu. See everyone, I must be nice - I love dogs and have children. Or should that be the other way round? Unless you hate dogs, or just want to go to a coffee shop and gaze into my big brown eyes....? :rolleyes: LC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I'm easy, dogs no dogs. Maybe I should bring my very big dog with me for protection as you sound an udder nut. She does not bite but has a tendency for spiting everywhere. Dog saliva and coffee might not go down too well. If you remember the film Turner and Hooch then you might know what I am talking about! Perhaps you may need to bring an umbrella for protection and a rain coat. I'll PM you to arrange a time and a place. Looking forward to it, then I can see first hand what a mad cow you really are. :twitcy: Mrs TinB PS if I don't like the look of you I'll walk on by (I think there's a song that goes like that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Boy Fat Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Can I come? We could do what all ladies like to do talk about ladies things and have a ladies drink and sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Can I come? We could do what all ladies like to do talk about ladies things and have a ladies drink and sh*t. No, YOU can't. Other men would be VERY welcome. And stop watching Little Britain. You are not a lady, you're a big fat wanna-be. Love, LC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Boy Fat Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 No, YOU can't. Other men would be VERY welcome. And stop watching Little Britain. You are not a lady, you're a big fat wanna-be. Love, LC. well L.C with your foul mouth your not much of a lady either.:goofy: :wacko: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Behave yourselves you two. If FBF is prepared to bleach his beard and wear a long frilly dress I have no objections to him/her coming to meet us. But please wear a corset to pull in you large podge.:confused: Mrs TinB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Boy Fat Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Thanks TB I have a friend called Big Tony who is also a Lady who like doing ladies thing I think it would be nice to promenade or even a trip to the Crazy Horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oh how lovely, have you both got prams then you can put your baby dolls in and push them around the pier! :v_SPIN: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Dear Lazy Cow What can I say.... You are not what I expected. :elvis: So glad to meet you. I must admit I was surprised at what a good job you had done of hiding your udders! It's amazing what you can do with a role of selotape and a plastic bag, nice touch. I must admit I was a little concerned when you tried to put the plastic bag over my head when it started to rain. :goofy: Mrs TinB PS your dogs are really cute:wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Dear Lazy Cow What can I say.... You are not what I expected. :elvis: I must admit I was a little concerned when you tried to put the plastic bag over my head when it started to rain. :goofy: Mrs TinB PS your dogs are really cute:wub: Dear Mrs T. Unfortunately you are EXACTLY what I expected .... and it wasn't raining, I just thought it an opportune time to put the bag over your head. But bless you for taking it in a positive way. Your dog is also very cute and intelligent. Can't think why she goes round with you. See you next week?! LC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I suppose I should say: 'Not if I see you first.' However I actually enjoyed your company as you are a very funny lady (I mean that in a visual sense) and it would be good to be able to look at you without needing an extra incontinence pad, and I feel this would only be achieved if we met up on a regular basis; therefore in time I could get over the shock and mass hysteria. :goofy: So if you're up for it then so am I Mrs. Mrs TinB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Cow Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You too are a funny lady..you are, of course a man. Does anyone else realise that 'Mrs' TinB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You too are a funny lady..you are, of course a man. Does anyone else realise that 'Mrs' TinB. Sush, don't tell my husband he doesn't realise; bless him. He thinks I am shaving my legs when I pinch his razors!!! :eek: Mrs TinB (or at least I was last time I looked). :mask: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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