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:embarrassedxmas:Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like



10. Hey! There's a gift!


9. Well, well, well ...


8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.


7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.


6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There

are lots of unexplained fires.


5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!


4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.


3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.


2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.


And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like


1. "I really don't deserve this."

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