koalakids Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Airport Arrest A public school teacher was arrested today at Manchester Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Smith said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Gordon Brown, speaking from his holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Working to fish Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Nice one lol eddie:biglaugh::biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Curlysoo Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:That is the funniest joke I have heard in AGES!!! I hope you have more of the same!:notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuju Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Hee Hee i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Man goes into Asda and parks in a disabled spot, Manager shouts "ok What disability'" Bloke shouts Tourrettes now F*** off you C*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest claire&fred Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Airport Arrest A public school teacher was arrested today at Manchester Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Smith said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Gordon Brown, speaking from his holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." :biglaugh::biglaugh: Claire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lui A xxx Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Man goes into Asda and parks in a disabled spot, Manager shouts "ok What disability'" Bloke shouts Tourrettes now F*** off you C*** Now thats what i call a joke.......:biglaugh:....... xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest creakybones Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :biglaugh: LMAO funniest joke for ages :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kia1 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :biglaugh::biglaugh:HA HA HA HA HA HA BOTH JOKES WERE EXCELLENT:biglaugh::biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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