An English Ventriloquist.....

[koalakids]

An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

 

He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"

 

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English git"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?

 

Dog: "Doin' alright"

 

Villager: (Look of extreme shock)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"

 

Villager: (Look of disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I don't think"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)

 

Horse: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often

 

and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"

 

Villager: (Total look of amazement)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar"

 

:Randy-git:

[Guest hays]

LOL!!!:biglaugh::biglaugh:

[Guest jonseywife]

lol..... I wonder who the Welshman was......... mmmmmmm ?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh::biglaugh:

[Guest hays]

Dan............opps!!!! did i say that out loud????? SORRY!!!!!:biglaugh:

[Guest KP Nuts]

Right that's it, wait till the rugby is finished, then you are all going to suffer on the blokes thread............

 

MR KP Nut.

[Guest Scarletfever]

Your punishment is going to be found on the blokes thread girls....:biglaugh:

 

Starting with you Sal...:twitcy:

[Guest uksniper]

English swine.

 

Bloody good joke though.

[Guest Scarletfever]

English swine.

 

Bloody good joke though.

 

Another Welshman fed up with sheep jokes? Join us on the Blokes thread my friend and get your own back on them gobby girls.

 

Dan