koalakids Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn >that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. > >Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she >agreed and they made passionate love. > >Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only >have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" > >Carolyn agreed and again they made love. > >Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight >hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? >Please Just one more time before I die." > >She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. > >Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and >turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on >the shoulder to wake her up. > >"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" > >His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not >being funny ... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a&s Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Briilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julie&Ricky Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Ha Ha that's a great one! Thanks Koalakids for cheering me up xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaulnLisa Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Where do you get them from?:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ian&Lou Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wackyjacky Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 :jiggy:great one thats made me laugh after all thoses negative threads :jiggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BOOBEAR Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Brilliant!:biglaugh::biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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