koalakids Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African dessert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. :Randy-git: When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No. Not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African dessert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. :Randy-git: When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" No. Not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." Quality. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tinbasher Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 Another good one, well done. Mrs:shocked:TinB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicar of Dibley Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 :biglaugh: Lovely Jubbly!!! Thank you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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