Lambethlad

Phillip Island is a good place to kick back and relax for a few days but hardly worth a day trip. You could join the busloads of Chinese tourists who arrive every afternoon. They come to see the penguins and go straight back to the city. If you do that make sure to take a warm coat - it's bloody freezing at night with the wind blowing off the ocean.

Bloody hell - I hope you haven't had to put up with that for the whole nine years.

This appeared on my Facebook today. Looks like someone added the bottom line (obviously an Aussie who can't spell).

It sounds like he is in the early stages of dementia. We had the same problem when the MIL was living with us. She was always going to the next door neighbours and just walking in anytime day or night. They ended up putting up a gate she couldn't open. With dementia they loose their inhibitions and manners and normal social standards no longer apply. This guy will never leave you alone. Find a new place to live before something bad happens.

Go for Cairns City. More to do and a huge choice of restaurants. and there is a nice safe man-made lagoon to swim in. There's no point living on the beach cos with all the stingers, crocs and other nasties you can't swim in the sea anyway.

Great - that will only encourage more people to come here. Melbourne is overcrowded, has terrible traffic problems, unaffordable house and land prices and a winter that lasts 6 months. For anyone thinking of coming here - just don't. There are hundreds of places in Oz that have a better climate, are more affordable and much nicer places to live.

Patterson Lakes is very nice. My daughter was hoping to buy a house there but it was just too expensive. Anything with a water frontage is $2 million plus.

Yeah, more tiny, crappy blocks in the back of beyond. Land should be dirt cheap in Oz but zoning of land for subdivision is strictly controlled -  keeping prices artificially high. There is plenty of land much closer to amenities and infrastructure already in place but council's won't rezone because of greenie pressure. I would love to be able to subdivide my 8 acres in the City of Frankston and sell the blocks for half the price the land rats are selling for.

The most dangerous thing about Bali is walking at night. Lack of street lighting, broken footpaths, loose chunks of concrete, open pits and drains in the middle of footpaths are very dangerous. So always take a torch when walking at night. Mate of mine rented a villa for 6 weeks for a surfing holiday on the second night he fell down an open drain pit when walking back from dinner. He spent the rest of his holiday on crutches and couldn't do any activities. Ubud was particularly bad when I was last there 5 years ago - you really have to watch your step even in daylight.

On ‎27‎/‎05‎/‎2017 at 23:51, The Pom Queen said:

A few years back Frankston was one of the last places to have houses for around $280,000 everyone said it was worth investing in but many people let the reputation of Frankston past put them off. Even the houses in Frankston North and the Pines Estate start at $450,000 a few years back you wouldn't have been able to give them away.

Yeah Frankston has gone crazy. 25 years ago I bought an ugly 1950's asbestos sheet clad shack on a large block for $83,000. I never did any improvements and sold it two months ago for $630,000. At the time I bought it I could have bought any number of houses in Frankston North for $40,000 - now there's nothing under $400,000 and despite its bad reputation caused by a minority of low-lifes who live there, it is now the fastest selling suburb in Melbourne.

I have to disagree with those who bemoan Australia's lack of cultural diversity. Every race and culture on earth can be found in Melbourne alone. Yesterday I had reason to go to the suburb of Clayton which is only 30 mins from where I live but I had never been there. It was like a small part of China had been picked up and dumped in Oz. All the shop signage was in Chinese - nearly all the people were Chinese. I went into the "Hong Kong" supermarket to buy some smokes and was told they only sell Chinese cigarettes. Then I spent half an hour wondering around the supermarket being amazed by the strange foods. What the hell do they do with those huge sacks of black fungus?

Australia is not a racist country. The Chinese integrate and inter-marry probably as well as the Brits. My sister-in-law is Chinese. The Chinese embrace Australian lifestyle, food and sport. They make great Aussies - the ones I know love to gamble, drink, eat and are crazy about AFL. It's all good.

My daughter attended EMC and enjoyed it. I'm wondering why you haven't considered Frankston High School - it is one of the best performing government schools in the state. People buy houses in its zone just for that reason.

I've only stayed there for a couple of days but thought it was quite a nice place. I stayed at Elliot Heads which is on the coast about 15 mins from town and it was lovely and relaxing.

It can get cold in April at night so bring some woollies. Things I would do include: Dinner on the Tramcar restaurant, dining in Chinatown (The Flower Drum if you really want to lash out), drinking and gambling at the casino, catch a show at one of Melbourne's great theatres and of course an AFL game at the MCG. My favourite places outside Melbourne are - Bright, Echuca/Moama, Mildura, Great Ocean Road, Sovereign Hill, Mornington Peninsula for wineries and restaurants, Arthurs Seat, Phillip Island (have lunch at Rhyll Trout Farm - you catch your own fish and they cook it for you with chips and salad - beautiful). Good luck.

Melbourne is no better, its right though it is about who you spend your time with! Been here well over 20 years and feel like I know it very well and I am very bored as are my family, but daughter born here which makes it very difficult.

Seriously? Melbourne is the liveliest place in Oz if not the world - bloody fantastic. But if you don't like sporting events, music, comedy, great food, cultural festivals, theatre, arts, beaches in the summer, snow sports in the winter I can't think of anything that wouldn't bore you.

On a more trivial note...does anyone know where Nicki Chapman films her part of the series? Looks amazing:wub:

I've seen her doing her intro on Four Mile Beach, Port Douglas. Beautiful spot but can't swim there for most of the year because of the stingers.

Hope it happens. I'm old enough to remember how it used to be before Britain betrayed its commonwealth and jumped into bed with the Eurotrash.

I found it hard to believe that Melton at 4.6% had by far the biggest population growth in one year. It is in the middle of nowhere, it's flat and featureless, has no natural beauty, is far from beaches. I don't know why anyone would want to live there.

I have also booked a one way flight back to the UK in April.

i have been here 5 years, and think I have had enough now

like they said when I left the UK that the grass is not always greener on the other side.

i live in Perth which has amazing weather and beaches, but it is so hard to make friends here,

i also find a lot of Australians to be rude and have big mouths, which must be in the bloodline from the crims sent from the uk.

will be glad to get back to my family and friends and some proper pubs.

So Australians are rude, big mouths due to their criminal bloodline. Really? Well I guess I must have got lucky. My wife of 30 years is descended from a convict from Yorkshire and a Tasmanian Aboriginal woman. She is the finest human being I've ever met. I wonder what's in your bloodline. Sounds like you come from a long line of ignorant fools.

It can get very cold in winter but it's not far from mountain ski resorts if you are into snow sports.

Rather that than the chilly 18 degrees here in Melbourne.

Spending millions on fireworks is a sickening, obscene waste of taxpayers money.

I know how you feel. I spend 2 weeks every year in Cairns/Port Douglas to avoid a bit of the Melbourne winter and get very depressed when I have to leave. I would be even more depressed if I had to go back to the UK.