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Brit blows house up making vodka

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Please don't tell me it was a PIO member, Pablo, Sh7t man, Lemmings:idea:

 

 

A BRITISH man was left dazed and wandering the streets in his singed underwear after almost blowing himself up brewing home-made vodka.

 

Ten neighbouring dwellings had to be evacuated after Lawrence Toms, 43, had a tinker with his distillation equipment, sparking an explosion so powerful it blew out the windows and damaged the roof of his home in southern Wales, newspaper the Daily Express reported.

 

Neighbours said Mr Toms, an inventor, had been making vodka after downloading a recipe from the Internet.

 

The crews of four fire engines battled a blaze while Mr Toms was taken to a specialist burns unit for treatment. Police have begun to investigate the explosion.

 

Mr Toms is believed to have made a still in a bedroom of the terrace house.

 

"It's crazy. You don't go making something like that in a terrace street, especially where there are kids about," neighbour Susan Minty told the Express.


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:laugh:That'l be me if and when we get to oz,bobj has given me whisky making links already!

"wandering the streets in his singed underwear":biglaugh:mine are marksies best cotton boxers so im ok:cute:


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Were they singed or back to front


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aye bin safer gan doon te asda an buying it:laugh:a litre in a haf for 20 note eh?:jiggy:mix we irn brew an then your duncing:laugh:

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ill have you know m2m that i put 2 much sugar in the vodka:no:of course it wuz next to the central heating system,and when it wuz swicthed on--hey chuffin presto no house:no:the insurance company have put us in a nice hotel up the road--ive found a luverly warm bathroom to make whiskey:wink:mums the word:wideeyed:

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Hay Pablo if that Satellite doesn't hit the house, We have a plan B :wink:


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Thankfully no one was fatally injured, with the serious bit out of the way I have to say this,

 

:no::no::no::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

I've seen cons make their own booze in prison and by gum does it have a kick. You can always tell the ones who have partaken.

 

They are normally on the highest landing screaming, 'I Can Fly', unfortunately they have forgotten that the booze has made them go temporarily blind and the suicide netting catches them before they can do any damage. :wacko::wacko::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

Cheers Tony.

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