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I'm thinking of moving to Australia from Canada. I have a few questions, maybe you can help :D

 

-I'm a big ice hockey fan. Which Australian city has the most ice

arenas? Are they open year round or only in the winter? Do you have

outdoor ice hockey arenas? What months are they opened?

 

-I don't have children yet, but when I do, I want them to go to

French school. Which Australian city has the most public French

schools?

 

-How many French language stations do you get on cable?

 

-What percentage of radio stations in Melbourne have mainly French

music?

 

-I'm a big fan of Alanis Morisette, Céline Dion, Rush and Avril

Lavigne (April Vine), how many times per hour will I hear their music

on the average radio station?

 

-Is Canadian ice wine available at the local convenience store (aka

depaneur) or do I have to go all the way to the grocery store?

 

-Is Tasmania still part of Australia? Is Tasmania the Australian

equivalent to the Isle of Man or is it more like Ireland?

 

-If Tasmania is still part of Australia, when will the next referendum

be? Do I have to be a citizen to vote or can I just promise to move

there?

 

-Are there Tasmanian language courses available online?

 

-Do you have foxes in Australia? If not, that may be why you have so

many rabbits.

 

-What Internet search engines are available in Australia? Do you have

access to the French language Internet? Will my Betamax tapes work on

my Betamax VCR while in Australia or should I transfer them to

film?(you loose quality on VHS)

 

-Since you drive on the left hand side of the road, what modifications

will I need to make to my bicycle?

 

-Qantas flies from Melbourne to Toronto via Los Angeles. Wouldn't it

be much quicker via the South and North poles?

 

-Canada geese (aka North Pole Penguins) fly south for the winter and

north for the summer. In other words, they fly north during your winter

and south during your summer. When Canada has its summer (now), during Australia's winter (now), do South Pole Penguins fly north or south?

What about in the winter?

 

Thanks

Sam

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??????? :D :shock:

 

Don't know whether to take this post seriously?!!!!

 

Probably not?

 

RU a TROLL!!!

 

Still made me chuckle :P:P

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Guest Steve G
I'm thinking of moving to Australia from Canada. I have a few questions, maybe you can help :D

 

-I'm a big ice hockey fan. Which Australian city has the most ice

arenas? Are they open year round or only in the winter? Do you have

outdoor ice hockey arenas? What months are they opened?

 

-I don't have children yet, but when I do, I want them to go to

French school. Which Australian city has the most public French

schools?

 

-How many French language stations do you get on cable?

 

-What percentage of radio stations in Melbourne have mainly French

music?

 

-I'm a big fan of Alanis Morisette, Céline Dion, Rush and Avril

Lavigne (April Vine), how many times per hour will I hear their music

on the average radio station?

 

-Is Canadian ice wine available at the local convenience store (aka

depaneur) or do I have to go all the way to the grocery store?

 

-Is Tasmania still part of Australia? Is Tasmania the Australian

equivalent to the Isle of Man or is it more like Ireland?

 

-If Tasmania is still part of Australia, when will the next referendum

be? Do I have to be a citizen to vote or can I just promise to move

there?

 

-Are there Tasmanian language courses available online?

 

-Do you have foxes in Australia? If not, that may be why you have so

many rabbits.

 

-What Internet search engines are available in Australia? Do you have

access to the French language Internet? Will my Betamax tapes work on

my Betamax VCR while in Australia or should I transfer them to

film?(you loose quality on VHS)

 

-Since you drive on the left hand side of the road, what modifications

will I need to make to my bicycle?

 

-Qantas flies from Melbourne to Toronto via Los Angeles. Wouldn't it

be much quicker via the South and North poles?

 

-Canada geese (aka North Pole Penguins) fly south for the winter and

north for the summer. In other words, they fly north during your winter

and south during your summer. When Canada has its summer (now), during Australia's winter (now), do South Pole Penguins fly north or south?

What about in the winter?

 

 

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Tasmania is the Australian equivalent to your goofy Newfies. . . . .

 

Your interest in Tasmania has me wondering??????

 

You wouldn't be from Newfoundland yourself????

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