I've been dumped.

[TheOptimist]

By Sh7t Man No Way. :cry:

Apparently its my thighs. They are too big. :mad:.

 

On top of that, Andy doesn't want me anymore, the Hoff choose Fiona over me, AND Fiona chose the Hoff back, on account of his flesh coloured thongs. :cry: It has not been a good day.:cute:

[tonyman]

By Sh7t Man No Way. :cry:

Apparently its my thighs. They are too big. :mad:.

 

On top of that, Andy doesn't want me anymore, the Hoff choose Fiona over me, AND Fiona chose the Hoff back, on account of his flesh coloured thongs. :cry: It has not been a good day.:cute:

 

I love BIG thighs .....they cook better on the bbq..............really tho i love big thighs........but exactly how big are they ...this is the question ......do you have a tape messure at hand.....?

[Guest The Ropey HOFF]

Get over it love

 

i had to............ he had his way with me in the jacuzzi and then he cold heartedly dumped me.

 

He is a two timing, dog riding, speedo chowing cheap skate, but i still love him cos he was really gentle.

[Guest sh7t man no way]

its a tough world kat---sorry for any offence or hurt given to you from me--but at my age the last thing i need is a bird with thunder thighs:shocked:that could be the end of sh7tman:Randy-git:its a health,and saftey issue:wink:

[Guest The Ropey HOFF]

I love BIG thighs .....they cook better on the bbq..............really tho i love big thighs........but exactly how big are they ...this is the question ......do you have a tape messure at hand.....?

 

I quite like big thighs on a woman or a man, but not big hands:chatterbox:

 

Have you got small hands it could be a deal clincher.:wink:

[tonyman]

By Sh7t Man No Way. :cry:

Apparently its my thighs. They are too big. :mad:.

 

On top of that, Andy doesn't want me anymore, the Hoff choose Fiona over me, AND Fiona chose the Hoff back, on account of his flesh coloured thongs. :cry: It has not been a good day.:cute:

 

i remember the dopey hoff telling me he had big eyes .........he wasnt jokin ..they are enormouse.........i thought he was ET when i saw him............

[TheOptimist]

I love BIG thighs .....they cook better on the bbq..............really tho i love big thighs........but exactly how big are they ...this is the question ......do you have a tape messure at hand.....?

 

They are at *least* an inch bigger than they were this time last week. :mad::cry:

[TheOptimist]

Get over it love

 

i had to............ he had his way with me in the jacuzzi and then he cold heartedly dumped me.

 

He is a two timing, dog riding, speedo chowing cheap skate, but i still love him cos he was really gentle.

 

Yes. Sh7t Man has his wicked way with many men/women. I am but a statistic. :cry:

[TheOptimist]

its a tough world kat---sorry for any offence or hurt given to you from me--but at my age the last thing i need is a bird with thunder thighs:shocked:that could be the end of sh7tman:Randy-git:its a health,and saftey issue:wink:

I understand, I think :idea:. You are frail, you can't handle me. :cute::biglaugh:

[Guest sh7t man no way]

 

Yes. Sh7t Man has his wicked way with many men/women. I am but a statistic. :cry:

you will never know kat unless you raise you game young lady:wubclub:---besides im you uncle alan,and where not allowed to--we could always move to tassie:wink:

[Guest sh7t man no way]

 

I understand, I think :idea:. You are frail, you can't handle me. :cute::biglaugh:

nuffin wrong with me hands kat--its the rest of me that gives me concern:shocked:

[tonyman]

They are at *least* an inch bigger than they were this time last week. :mad::cry:

Optopussy , you need as many hands on deck as poss and as seen as you are an octopus and i use to be one in my early days but i dont like to talk about it .........you should be able to fight off that last inch , they do get a triffle harder but produce less cream.........im sure you will cope .....if not call 911..........hope this helps ......

[tonyman]

They are at *least* an inch bigger than they were this time last week. :mad::cry:

 

in that time of space you must have had plenty of stuffing ...........:shocked:.....is this true ........turkey stuffing works both ways .......im still scrapping the **** of my key board .........

[Guest The Ropey HOFF]

Your straying off topic lads, this poor wretched gal has been dumped and she needs our support

 

 

 

With the size of her thighs it will take all three of us to lift her.

[TheOptimist]

Your straying off topic lads, this poor wretched gal has been dumped and she needs our support

 

 

 

With the size of her thighs it will take all three of us to lift her.

 

:yes::cry::wubclub:

 

:mad:

[pablo]

Your straying off topic lads, this poor wretched gal has been dumped and she needs our support

 

 

 

With the size of her thighs it will take all three of us to lift her.

 

Serves her rite,jibbed me callously she did!and I like big thighs!her loss:cute::daydreaming::tongue:

[Bobj]

By Sh7t Man No Way. :cry:

Apparently its my thighs. They are too big. :mad:.

 

On top of that, Andy doesn't want me anymore, the Hoff choose Fiona over me, AND Fiona chose the Hoff back, on account of his flesh coloured thongs. :cry: It has not been a good day.:cute:

 

There, there, Katie, don't cry...Tell granddad Bobj all about it...

 

Cheers, Bobj.

[TheOptimist]

Serves her rite,jibbed me callously she did!and I like big thighs!her loss:cute::daydreaming::tongue:

Did I? When? :tongue::cute:

You were my first PIO mate. You know how much I love ya Pabs. Jan is a lucky lady. :yes::hug:

[TheOptimist]

There, there, Katie, don't cry...Tell granddad Bobj all about it...

 

Cheers, Bobj.

 

:laugh: I have learned my lesson I think. :yes::embarrassed:

[pablo]

Did I? When? :tongue::cute:

You were my first PIO mate. You know how much I love ya Pabs. Jan is a lucky lady. :yes::hug:

Dont be backtracking!:mad:oh alrite then!!!!,i forgive yer,and chickx:wubclub:,wrapped round little finger comes to mind,cant get a gob on with you+her:hug:

[whopperdaisy]

You know how the saying goes, Kat... the best way to get over one (or 3) men is to get under another one.

 

[pablo]

:shocked:Daisy!:no::laugh: