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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me....

 

Twelve cross-eyed emus,

Eleven limping lizards,

Ten noisy numbats,

Nine fat koalas,

Eight frill-necked lizards,

Seven wobbly wombats,

Six cackling cockies,

Five pink galahs,

Four kangaroos

Three magpies,

Two lyrebirds

And a kookaburra in a gum tree

 

So that's the Aussie version, now for the PIO version...here we go......

 

On the first day of crimbo my true love sent to me,

A visa to live in Aussie

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.... On the second day of crimbo my true love sent to me,

2 Shipping containers

and a visa to live in Aussie

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...... On the 3rd day of chrimbo my true love sent to me 3 one way flights, 2 shipping containers and a visa to live in Aussie


Rob , Dawn & Anna. Rob arrived in Perth Dec 10 (457 visa), Dawn and Anna arrived 9th Mar 11. Bring it On! :jiggy:Vetassess pass Aug 10. IELTS pass Nov 10. WA SS Applied 20/12/10, Approved 17/01/11, 176 app 22/01/11, CO 15/02/11, Meds 15/03, visa approved 21/03/11

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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

4 months rent free ....

On the 3rd day of chrimbo my true love sent to me 3 one way flights, 2 shipping containers and a visa to live in Aussie

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On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me:

 

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

 

4 months rent free, 3 one way flights, 2 shipping containers and a visa to live in Aussie!


Partner visa lodged 5/7/10, subclass 309 Partner visa granted on 29/10/10. Permanent Residency visa granted 15/11/12. :cool:

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On the 6th day of chrimbo my true love sent to me.........

 

6 shrimps for the barby

 

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

 

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!


Rob , Dawn & Anna. Rob arrived in Perth Dec 10 (457 visa), Dawn and Anna arrived 9th Mar 11. Bring it On! :jiggy:Vetassess pass Aug 10. IELTS pass Nov 10. WA SS Applied 20/12/10, Approved 17/01/11, 176 app 22/01/11, CO 15/02/11, Meds 15/03, visa approved 21/03/11

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On the 7th day of crimbo, my true love sent to me,

 

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

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Am bumping this. We need a few more, come on peeps!


Partner visa lodged 5/7/10, subclass 309 Partner visa granted on 29/10/10. Permanent Residency visa granted 15/11/12. :cool:

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8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

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On the ninth day of xmas my true love sent to me -

 

9 Members bickering

 

8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

 

 

Cal x


If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place...

If you get a chance,take it, If it changes your life,let it. Nobody said it would be easy they just said it would be worth it...

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Such a good idea for a thread, making me giggle too! nice work Ausdreamer! :hug:


Partner visa lodged 5/7/10, subclass 309 Partner visa granted on 29/10/10. Permanent Residency visa granted 15/11/12. :cool:

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On the 10th day of xmas my true love sent to me

 

10 Oz versus UK threads

 

9 Members bickering

8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

 

 

Cal x


If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place...

If you get a chance,take it, If it changes your life,let it. Nobody said it would be easy they just said it would be worth it...

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On the 10th day of xmas my true love sent to me

 

10 Oz versus UK threads

 

9 Members bickering

8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

 

 

Cal x

 

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:


Partner visa lodged 5/7/10, subclass 309 Partner visa granted on 29/10/10. Permanent Residency visa granted 15/11/12. :cool:

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Twelve hoons a screeching

Eleven V8's a cruising

Ten Aussie Test players taking a bruisin

Nine drunks a snoozing

Eight more test players a losing

Seven DIAC staff a choosing

Six members of PIO now 'using'

Five mods now 'removin'

Four irate members screaming 'disproven'

Three mods a discusing

Two now left trying to defusion

And one member finally gets their visa.:jiggy::jiggy::jiggy::jiggy:

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

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Twelve hoons a screeching

Eleven V8's a cruising

Ten Aussie Test players taking a bruisin

Nine drunks a snoozing

Eight more test players a losing

Seven DIAC staff a choosing

Six members of PIO now 'using'

Five mods now 'removin'

Four irate members screaming 'disproven'

Three mods a discusing

Two now left trying to defusion

And one member finally gets their visa.:jiggy::jiggy::jiggy::jiggy:

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

:laugh::wink::biggrin:

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Twelve hoons a screeching

Eleven V8's a cruising

Ten Aussie Test players taking a bruisin

Nine drunks a snoozing

Eight more test players a losing

Seven DIAC staff a choosing

Six members of PIO now 'using'

Five mods now 'removin'

Four irate members screaming 'disproven'

Three mods a discusing

Two now left trying to defusion

And one member finally gets their visa.:jiggy::jiggy::jiggy::jiggy:

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

Good work STL!!

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All together now ............

 

:holly2: 'Twelve fisho's fishing

Eleven thongs a shuffling

Ten tradies skiving

Nine nights at Noosa

Eight utes a speeding

Seven stinger suits

Six sausage sizzles

Five unsealed roads

Four 'f_ck' me shoes

Three tatoo'ed arms

Two VB stubbies

And high viz in-a-pack o' three' :holly2:

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waited all of yesterday for someone to post an 11th day so i could post my 12th... feck it i'll do it myself....

 

On the 12th day of Chrimbo my PomsInOz love sent to me....

 

12 Months of De-Facto Evidence

11 Dilemmas sorted

10 Oz versus UK threads

9 Members bickering

8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

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waited all of yesterday for someone to post an 11th day so i could post my 12th... feck it i'll do it myself....

 

On the 12th day of Chrimbo my PomsInOz love sent to me....

 

12 Months of De-Facto Evidence

11 Dilemmas sorted

10 Oz versus UK threads

9 Members bickering

8 flying doctors

7 pio meet ups

6 shrimps for the barby

5 cold stuuuuuubieeeeees

4 months rent free,

3 one way flights,

2 shipping containers,

and a visa to live in Aussie!

 

:biglaugh: That's the sort of thing I would do :wubclub:


Partner visa lodged 5/7/10, subclass 309 Partner visa granted on 29/10/10. Permanent Residency visa granted 15/11/12. :cool:

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:biglaugh: That's the sort of thing I would do :wubclub:

 

 

it was a quiet day in work i swear! :cute:

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You lot are hysterical, these work of arts should be printed in the pio news letter....I will be singing all your versions over christmas....lol

 

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Not PIO related but :-

 

 

 

On the twelfth day of christmas my taxman sent to me

 

Twelve Bills for Payment

 

Eleven Last Reminders

 

Ten Cheques for Signing

 

Nine Forms for Filling

 

Eight Large Policemen

 

Seven V.A.T. Men

 

Six Burly Bailiffs

 

Five High Court Writs

 

Four Tax Returns

 

Three More Bills

 

Two Summonses

 

And a Rebate of twenty one P.


Oz is Beautiful, but the uk is home :wubclub:

Returned to Bournemouth 20th August 2010

 

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