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If according to Forest Gump:

 

'Life Is like a Box of Chocolates... You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!.

 

Why the feck do I keep getting all the hard centres, for once, just for ONCE I want a soft centre.:mad::biglaugh:. Won't say too much, except why do I keep bumping into sh7t everyday, just once, just bloody once, I want a nice gooey centre (see nice person), it's not to much to ask is it?

 

Nothing to do with PIO, just life in general.

 

Cheers Tony.:mad::shocked::eek::skeptical:

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And whats wrong with a hard centres??

 

I like a hard centre..... what are ya? racist against hard centre chocolates???? :realmad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest guest37336
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And whats wrong with a hard centres??

 

I like a hard centre..... what are ya? racist against hard centre chocolates???? :realmad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Only if their 'dark' chocolate mate.:wink:

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I've been on a bumpy ride myself this last two weeks Lemming, sometimes you have to just let things go a bit, we worry about some things which are out of our control. Can you get rid of some stuff in your life (people? things?) I know what you mean though, was just on the other thread saying that we all went to the office xmas party and someone has opened their mouth up and got into trouble, and it is a warning for all of us thinking we can have a few sherbets at the office party and get away scot free (it wasn't me by the way). I am now the office party grinch, and won't be going near them ever again, have done them for 15 years and that's me done talking smalltalk to some of the morons in the office - here's a hug:hug:

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I've been on a bumpy ride myself this last two weeks Lemming, sometimes you have to just let things go a bit, we worry about some things which are out of our control. Can you get rid of some stuff in your life (people? things?) I know what you mean though, was just on the other thread saying that we all went to the office xmas party and someone has opened their mouth up and got into trouble, and it is a warning for all of us thinking we can have a few sherbets at the office party and get away scot free (it wasn't me by the way). I am now the office party grinch, and won't be going near them ever again, have done them for 15 years and that's me done talking smalltalk to some of the morons in the office - here's a hug:hug:

 

 

Cheers Olly.

 

I know what you mean. My little outburst :embarrassed: was instigated by the bloody petty and trivial 'family' wars that seem to erupt around Christmas. We had invited several people around over Christmas, and 'one' who shall remain nameless decided that because I was back with family once again 'she' would make sure that everyone elses Christmas would be made to be a nightmare if they came over. Way too long to go into Olly, suffice to say 'Old Wounds' and all that.:mad::mad:

 

Cheers Tony.

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I squeeze the quality street gently:skeptical:with me thumb to see if its a soft centre,if it is it goes back in the tin,ends up loads of soft ones left with a big thumb imprint,ive got big thumbs,me mates reckon their more like big toes:mad::laugh:(the fudge is the best)

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I squeeze the quality street gently:skeptical:with me thumb to see if its a soft centre,if it is it goes back in the tin,ends up loads of soft ones left with a big thumb imprint,ive got big thumbs,me mates reckon their more like big toes:mad::laugh:(the fudge is the best)

I like the toffee ones in the quality st, the ones with the gold wrappers, either round or oblong, dont like the nutty ones:mad:

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I like the toffee ones in the quality st, the ones with the gold wrappers, either round or oblong, dont like the nutty ones:mad:

Yeah the oblong ones,golden ingots,i like them as well,bit softer than the golden doubloons:notworthy:

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I squeeze the quality street gently:skeptical:with me thumb to see if its a soft centre,if it is it goes back in the tin,ends up loads of soft ones left with a big thumb imprint,ive got big thumbs,me mates reckon their more like big toes:mad::laugh:(the fudge is the best)

:biglaugh: The strawberry one is my fave :cute:

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:biglaugh: The strawberry one is my fave :cute:

:rolleyes::dull:,your alrite then chickx,you can come round to ours,hoover up all the rubbish ones:cute:

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Sorry, back on topic, I agree with that statement Tony. Something happened at the weekend which I thought never would!! Think things are finally turning around!

 

Errr Pablo no not if you've had your toe like thumb all over them :biglaugh:

Guest guest17301
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and mine too Brit...everyone else seems to hate them, strawberry and orange creams first, then the fudge one.

 

Do you know that a tin of quality street costs a disturbing $32 here!!! Like a luxury item...imagine my disgust and pain when I see them on the Asda website for 4 pounds (no pound sign on me Aussie keyboard) a tin!!!! Criminal.....I shall miss them this year:reindeer2:

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Anybody who likes the strawberry ones has gotta be a crank,thats one of the tests they give to new patients in broadmoor to assess how far gone they are,if they choose the strawberry ones their put on isolation,thats true that btw.

Another lesser known fact is Nestle only put the strawberry ones in to act as ballast for when they get shipped abroad:yes:,they didnt expect anyone to actually eat them!

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Anybody who likes the strawberry ones has gotta be a crank,thats one of the tests they give to new patients in broadmoor to assess how far gone they are,if they choose the strawberry ones their put on isolation,thats true that btw.

Another lesser known fact is Nestle only put the strawberry ones in to act as ballast for when they get shipped abroad:yes:,they didnt expect anyone to actually eat them!

 

Pablo.....Shut it :cute:

Guest guest17301
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Only a small select percentage of the population 'get' the appeal of the strawberry cream...refined see...not like the masses:wink:

Guest guest37336
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Anybody who likes the strawberry ones has gotta be a crank,thats one of the tests they give to new patients in broadmoor to assess how far gone they are,if they choose the strawberry ones their put on isolation,thats true that btw.

Another lesser known fact is Nestle only put the strawberry ones in to act as ballast for when they get shipped abroad:yes:,they didnt expect anyone to actually eat them!

 

There is a rumour that when Ronnie Kray was in Broadmoor he always picked the strawberry ones. :wubclub::eek: Anyone who called him a crank was later found in wards, 2, 5, 7 and 8, or in Epping Forest 'Mulching' the ground.:shocked:

 

Cheers Tony.:biglaugh:

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