Guest guest36762 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 1st bogan: How ya gowin? 2nd bogan (actually English imposter): Good! 1st bogan: Thats the way! 2nd bogan: Really? Is it though? What exactly does that mean, humm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest famousfive Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Nobby's Nuts anyone? Or maybe you need to slop on a bit of Wack Off extra strength insect repellent[i kid you not] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Bogan shopkeeper: How ya gowin today? Bogan customer (same English imposter): Good! Bogan shopkeeper: thats the way! Bogan customer: is it really? as you ask, its gowin **** today, and even though I've never met you before, for your information, it was also gowin **** yesterday, and the day before that. My wife's left me, I've got a chronic arse-ache, and I think my depression is spiralling out of control! Bogan shopkeeper: huhh? hows it gowin today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 The same conversation with a chav. How iz yous today. I iz heavy fanks Dat's da way! Fe real? iz hit though? wot pacifically does dat mean, humm? Is it coz I is black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 my bogan's harder than your chav! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conniebygaslight Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 my bogan's harder than your chav! Chav's wear shoes-Bogan's are much harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 One thing that's annoying me (amongst many other things:-) is the AAMI ad, the 'What about me' ad, now that advert is annoying enough but at the end I'm sure the guy sings, 'she gets the same as I did'. Now thats just plain bad English isn't it? Surely it should be one of the following: She gets the same as I get She got the same as I did She gets the same as I do Now I could be hearing it incorrectly but I'm sure thats what is said, and it annoys the hell out of me. And don't get me started on those horrendous CGU adverts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ragdoll annie Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Chav's wear shoes-Bogan's are much harder Only cos they've just bashed the poor sod who was wearing them previously lol:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conniebygaslight Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 One thing that's annoying me (amongst many other things:-) is the AAMI ad, the 'What about me' ad, now that advert is annoying enough but at the end I'm sure the guy sings, 'she gets the same as I did'. Now thats just plain bad English isn't it? Surely it should be one of the following: She gets the same as I get She got the same as I did She gets the same as I do Now I could be hearing it incorrectly but I'm sure thats what is said, and it annoys the hell out of me. And don't get me started on those horrendous CGU adverts!! What's even more annoying is the claim that MYSTAR/AUSTAR TV is even remotely worth watching let alone paying for....:arghh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conniebygaslight Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 In my local Coles last week I was surprised to be asked 'what size Jocks' I would like at the checkout-imagine my delight when I discovered that you get a free pair of mens underpants (Jocks) when purchasing a particular soft drink....didn't see that one coming....living the dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spacegirl73 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 smoko Everything is "o" Bottlo, Servo, Posto, Arvo, Fisho, Rego, and another thing I find amusing is when something is quoted As "blank" As! Like As safe as! :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 The Salvos.........Salvation Army! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Listen mate, thank God for the Salvo's you musn't take the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Fair go, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chris955 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I must admit I hate the habit of trying to shorten absolutely everything and adding o's and ie's. I NEVER say fireies or Ambo or arvo or any other of the silly names. I couldn't believe when I first heard fishermen being called fishos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 The Salvation Army actually adopted the name officially and although they still are known by the full title their website and stores all carry the "Salvo's" title http://www.salvos.com/default.asp yes I guess it happened due to the aussies penchant for shortening names and adding the "o" but I think that in this case it's probably justified whereas calling a fisherman a "fisho" is just silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 The Salvation Army actually adopted the name officially and although they still are known by the full title their website and stores all carry the "Salvo's" titleSalvos.com. Resources and Assistance for the Salvation Army in developing relationships on the internet. yes I guess it happened due to the aussies penchant for shortening names and adding the "o" but I think that in this case it's probably justified whereas calling a fisherman a "fisho" is just silly. you've changed your name? also, where's Nige? I miss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 you've changed your name?also, where's Nige? I miss him Yep,fed up with Tigger,N'oz is in China on business but will be back soon. I'm sure he is missing your witty threads as well Harpo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Yep,fed up with Tigger,N'oz is in China on business but will be back soon.I'm sure he is missing your witty threads as well Harpo. will you give him my best wishes and ask him to bring me back a bottl'o Duty free drambuie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 ask him to bring me back a bottl'o Duty free drambuie? Wouldn't you prefer Corio whisky?:cute: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest36762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Wouldn't you prefer Corio whisky?:cute: does it taste like stale fags and smell of BO then? it does sound nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Actually they don't make it anymore,it used to be made in Corio but the distillery closed down some years ago but N'oz has a few bottles in the cupboard,he uses it to clean the chrome on his car when he runs out of Fosters Lager I think.,he certainly wouldn't drink it,he may be an aussie but he does have some standards so he only drinks James Squire Ale and Bundy rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aldo Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 but he does have some standards so he only drinks James Squire Ale and Bundy rum. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chris955 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I place Bundy Rum only very slightly ahead of Corio Whisky. :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo_uktooz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Well Bundy tastes better than any other dark rum I have tasted including that abomination called Captain Morgan.which of course is made by the same company,probably the only thing wrong with Bundy is that it's not Australian owned anymore,being owned,as it is by Diageo which I think also owns Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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