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The Happiest & Shortest Fairytale Ever!

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

 

The girl said, "NO!" :unsure:

 

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,

dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had

a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever

the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,

travelled more, had many lovers,

didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, NEVER watched Sports, Never,

wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had a

high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and

looked fabulous all the time. :yes:

 

THE END

 

:-))))

 

Another cracker from Koalakids.


Arrived in Melbourne 21 Jun 08....at long last!

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Guest uluru

Ummmmm ....brought back memories :daydreaming:. Oh well....such is life!:yes:

 

 

 

El

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Guest newnico

I was going to say "Yes, but...." only I couldn't think of any.

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Guest KP Nuts

WOW i'm glad to see that there are other women apart from, LC, Tinbasher an the VOD on here with a sense of HUMOUR........

 

Mr KP Nut.

 

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Guest kdal

It was so true!!

 

How about this one

 

 

Being British

 

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

 

And the most British thing of all?

Suspicion of all things foreign!

 

 

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

 

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

 

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

 

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

:biglaugh:

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Guest Scarletfever

I agree with Kdal...on the spot with that one........but koalakids...not on yer life.

 

I know, as well as all other blokes, that all you girls do when you grow up, is dream of marriage. Don't deny it, its common knowledge!

 

Granted, you probably dreamed of marrying a bloke who fitted into a box that you'd make, but hey! you cant have it all can you???:biglaugh:

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Guest kdal
I agree with Kdal...on the spot with that one........but koalakids...not on yer life.

 

I know, as well as all other blokes, that all you girls do when you grow up, is dream of marriage. Don't deny it, its common knowledge!

 

Granted, you probably dreamed of marrying a bloke who fitted into a box that you'd make, but hey! you cant have it all can you???:biglaugh:

...........

 

 

Yeah you see we are looking for someone like this :-

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,

> >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

> >One who's handsome, smart and strong.

> >One who loves to listen long,

> >One who thinks before he speaks,

> >One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

> >I pray he's gainfully employed,

> >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

> >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

> >Massages my back and begs to do more.

> >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to

> >'how big is my behind?'

> >I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

> >friend.

> >

 

 

:biglaugh: Thats the box to fit!!

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Guest Scarletfever
...........

 

 

Yeah you see we are looking for someone like this :-

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,

> >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

> >One who's handsome, smart and strong.

> >One who loves to listen long,

> >One who thinks before he speaks,

> >One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

> >I pray he's gainfully employed,

> >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

> >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

> >Massages my back and begs to do more.

> >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to

> >'how big is my behind?'

> >I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

> >friend.

> >

 

 

:biglaugh: Thats the box to fit!!

 

 

Yep...thats dreaming all right! :biglaugh: Apart from me of course, I'm practically perfect!:yes:

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