For All Female IT Users - New Software Releases (Joke)

[Jo_uktooz]

 

A friend sent me this in an email-very funny I reckon.

 

For All Female IT Users - New Software Releases

 

 

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

 

 

 

Dear Tech Support,

 

 

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which

 

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

 

Romance 9.5 and

 

Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

 

Football 6.0,

 

Cricket 5.1 and

 

Golf Clubs 4.1.

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail,

 

in fact Husband 1.0 seemed to slow even further.

 

What can I do?

 

Signed,

 

 

 

Desperate.

 

 

 

 

 

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

 

 

First, keep in mind,

 

 

 

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

 

Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download< /FONT> Tears 6.2 and

 

do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

 

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the

 

applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to< U>

 

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 12.1.

 

Please note that Beer 12.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring program as well as disable spell checker and voice recognition

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will try to seize control of all your operating system resources.)

 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider new software to improve performance.

 

We recommend

 

Cooking 3.0 and* Hot Lingerie 7.7.

 

 

 

Tech Support