Guest The.Colebecks Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: - These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. - They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. Have a good one my luvlies xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minlady Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: - These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. - They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. Have a good one my luvlies xxx Very good.... and so true!!!! min x:wubclub: ps...Karen..... you posted this at half six in the morning????.... !!! you must have been up typing at 6am!!!!...... :SLEEP: :SLEEP: :SLEEP: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jennywright Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: lol, v funny and v accurate!! ps...Karen..... you posted this at half six in the morning????.... !!! you must have been up typing at 6am!!!!...... Min, exactly what I thought :laugh: X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicar of Dibley Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 :biglaugh: :biglaugh: ooohhh How right that is!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynandsean Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 So sooooo true! and 6.30 in morning, boy you must be addicted :wub: or mad :mad: but we luv ya all the same :yes: Lyn x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The.Colebecks Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 lol, v funny and v accurate!! Min, exactly what I thought X ps...Karen..... you posted this at half six in the morning????.... !!! you must have been up typing at 6am!!!!...... I woke up with a start this morning, thinking I'd overslept only to discover it was only 5 a.m. :err: ! I laid there for 15 mins and decided I wasn't going to get back to sleep so I checked the email for our acknowledgement (not a sausage ... surprise, surprise!) and then I pop in here to read what I missed last night / what the Ozzie lot had added overnight and share my joke with you all:cute: After my rude awakening I'm totally shattered :daydreaming: so I'll have an early night tonight if I don't get pinned to my chair online with you lot, as usual, that is!!! lol Luv K xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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