Guest Aldo Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 If I had my way i would wipe out the whole of Australias magpie and pluva population. I hate them!!:arghh: Mandurah girl could lose sight after magpie attack - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aldo Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Table of frequencies by age group; Table of frequencies by sex; Table of frequencies primary body part injured; Table of frequencies by primary injury sustained; Table of frequencies by level of medical treatment received; Table of frequencies by geographical location of the incident; Table of frequencies by context (ie the activity being undertaken at the time of the injury event). Table of frequencies by month of year of incident. Summary table of all relevant cases giving details of age, description of the circumstances, the primary injury sustained and body part affected, and the level of medical treatment required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoll Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Yup, I am planning to walk to work today but wondering what to wear on my head - whichever way I walk there is at least one and more often two of the damned things who divebomb. One almost saw the demise of a cyclist the other day as he swerved and was only just missed by a car which was overtaking him - I was behind them and it quite had my adrenaline pumping!!! The other bloody bird I want to do away with is the Koel - darned thing just doesnt know when it is sleep time and it has this persistent little cry all through the night - it drips into your brain and even if you are asleep it sort of wakes you up. Broken nights sleep = grumpy Quolls!!!! Darned thing is here from October to March as well:arghh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewebweazel Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I have had a good look at the data provided findings are as follow You are most likely to be attacked if you are a Male between 15 and 29 years old you are most likely to sustain a fracture from falling off of your bicycle that you were riding along a public road when the magpie hit you in the eye. You will be treated at a hospital and will not be referred. Please note that my findings are only valid during the month of September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calNgary Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 lol, thankfully they arent as bad here as they were a month ago ,lol, they love my son although he isnt impressed!! we tied cable ties onto his bike helmet yesterday so he could go out with his mates,lol. Cal x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoll Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I have had a good look at the data provided findings are as follow You are most likely to be attacked if you are a Male between 15 and 29 years old you are most likely to sustain a fracture from falling off of your bicycle that you were riding along a public road when the magpie hit you in the eye. You will be treated at a hospital and will not be referred. Please note that my findings are only valid during the month of September Dunno about that! The maggies around here must be shortsighted - short elderly female walkers get bombed as well. When not so elderly and very heavily pregnant I got attacked by one while standing at a bus stop - the sight of very heavily pregnant lady scurrying between two bus stops must have been a source of much hilarity and mirth amongst the Magpie community! Still I guess short elderly female walkers dont fall off their bikes into the path of traffic though so we will be less likely to end up in an ambulance!:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewebweazel Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Dunno about that! The maggies around here must be shortsighted - short elderly female walkers get bombed as well. When not so elderly and very heavily pregnant I got attacked by one while standing at a bus stop - the sight of very heavily pregnant lady scurrying between two bus stops must have been a source of much hilarity and mirth amongst the Magpie community! Still I guess short elderly female walkers dont fall off their bikes into the path of traffic though so we will be less likely to end up in an ambulance!:biglaugh: Thank you for the Info Quoll we will be adding it to the next lot of Magpie Statistics! I think that they have it in for you. Ever thought about using a Tennis racket ??? Cal your Post gives me visions of your son as a Human Hedgehog a bit like SONIC, I beg of you please I have to have PICS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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