Guest christel Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Its me again..the Missus is in the dunny and I thought I'd have a quick word :biglaugh: Just a quick peruse has highlighted a few scary facts that need addressing. Everyone who is planning on emigrating and is starting to pack their gear STOP you seem to be packing landline phones and odd bits of furniture - I'll let you in on a secret we have telephones here that you can get for around 8 quid, wicker chairs are considered outdoor furniture here, we buy them at our B&Q so only bring your essentials and that special painting of great-aunt ethel that you dearly love. If you bring all this 'stuff' your'll need to spend another 50k on your house to have the extra room to store all this stuff, you can entitle the room "The Scary Cupboard'. The Scary Cupboard will be full of scary british stuff that you're not sure what to do with now that you've got here, you could always drag it out on special occassions and tell your children how things used to be before the Great Migration to Aus Seriously resist the urge to take unnecessary stuff (football parafa..parifin..paraph.. football stuff lol and blokey type things are essential so bring that! ) Gotta go..I can hear the flush...don't wanna get busted :arghh:
Guest Scardycat Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 :biglaugh: OK, I have stopped!!! will only bring essentials, like painting of Great Great Great Aunt Ethel and of course a suitcase full of lipsticks.:biglaugh: Good Post, next time missus goes to the dunny let us know some more!!!!!
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