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A bit of fun to relieve the stress...

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Just thought I could start a fun thread to try and relieve our stressful wait for those visas, or for those who just want to join in...

 

I will start a story with one sentence, then everyone else adds a sentence and lets see where the story takes us...........

 

It was a rainy day in the UK and the Cooper family were wondering yet again when there visa would arrive; then there was a phone call.


Jody (35), Nicola (86) Reece (3), Bump (0)

 

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Guest Scamp1976

The phonecall came from their real estate agent and apparently there is some interest in their house for sale.

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Guest guest17301

The Buyer offered the full asking price there and than.....and paid in cash!!

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Guest paulacox

and the money was FAKE.

 

Paula

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but it didnt matter anyway, as the estate agents and solicitors were crooks,


Oz is Beautiful, but the uk is home :wubclub:

Returned to Bournemouth 20th August 2010

 

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However, a multi millionaire payed twice the value on the spot, so the flights were booked.


Jody (35), Nicola (86) Reece (3), Bump (0)

 

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Guest AndyandYvonneD

So they were of to the airport, when they got there they saw.....................

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Guest guest17301

The family set off one cold morning for the airport, they were really on their way...

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Guest guest17301

ooops posted at same time..great minds

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Guest sheena
So they were of to the airport, when they got there they saw.....................

 

some old neighbours of their's that they didnt really get on with!

 

 

sheena :wubclub:

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Guest yvonne and paul

As all the flights out of the airport at that time were to Australia they asked (with bated breath) where the neighbours where heading to .........

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Guest diesellisle

"Porpoise Spit, How about you?" said the awful Mr Crump with his nasty breath...

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Guest Angie*mark

With a muffled voice they replied.................

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Nowhere!!!!! They had come to the airprt to see them get arrested for.............


Kind Regards

 

Geoffrey (32, an aussie!!), Tracy (35), Jake (7), Jessica (2) & Joseph (1) :jiggy:

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Guest Angie*mark

possession of a polish immigrant

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Guest paul n kath

two strange looking security guards wearing rubber gloves came and escorted them to the office

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Called Sean & Marcus


Kind Regards

 

Geoffrey (32, an aussie!!), Tracy (35), Jake (7), Jessica (2) & Joseph (1) :jiggy:

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Guest Angie*mark

Mr Cooper froze as he had recognised sean from.......................

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Guest diesellisle

Excavations 'r ' Us! They had dug his driveway only two months earlier.....

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Guest paul n kath

he knew he had seen those pink, sequened and fur gloves before,

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Guest paul n kath

marcus and sean had been moonlighting, doing a kim and aggie type show on tv

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Guest sheena

called " gays are us"

 

sheena :twitcy:

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but this latest show ,had a twist????????????????????

Cal x


If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place...

If you get a chance,take it, If it changes your life,let it. Nobody said it would be easy they just said it would be worth it...

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Guest sheena

as they were brothers!!!! lol

 

 

sheena :wubclub:

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Guest diesellisle

They couldn't have been more different, Marcus was tall, dark and muscular while Sean....

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