Guest sheena Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 short, fat, with long blonde hair... sheena :wubclub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracy123 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Anyway after the 2 had done a full cavity search on Mr Cooper (not bothering with Mrs Cooper) they were free to go! but as they were boarding the plane............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JNR Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 thay started to have major doubts as someone told them the spiders were bigger then the people in Oz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yvonne and paul Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 As they stood at the boarding gate (Mr Cooper, bow legged and uncomfortable!) with the doubts still racing through their addled brains along with images of huge spiders carrying people off to their webs:shocked: they were about to turn away and stay in good old Blighty when young master Cooper piped up with ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karen K Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 "are we there yet" !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracy123 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 with that they all laughed and boarded the plane as the plane took off ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diesellisle Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 After partaking in some complementary inflight drinks, Mrs Cooper was feeling suitably relaxed, so much so that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nareyclan Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 she start to sing her favourite Men at work song and realised she had forgotten to bring a stash of marmite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Angie*mark Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 STOP screamed mrs cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diesellisle Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 She grabbed the nearest air stewardess and demanded to be taken to the cockpit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Angie*mark Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Because the pit was full of............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracy123 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 snakes!!!!! Luckily Samuel L Jackson was on board to...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Claire5689 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 take control of things, the snakes were everywhere but Lara Croft was on board with him so she took out her lipstick and gun and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diesellisle Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 bazooka-ed the pesky critters, to Mrs Cooper's (who was now taking a shine to the bald man in seat 41 B) amazement.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yvonne and paul Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Mrs Cooper took a long hard look at the bald man in seat 41B, he looked familiar, she called out nervously...... Geoffrey?? .... is that you??? Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheena Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 with a loving look mr 41b replies.....yes, it is me doris...... sheena :wubclub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karen K Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Doris smiled her sexy smile and said Geoffrey "have you got any Marmite"........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karen K Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Geoffrey re-applied his toupie..........smiled his sexy smile and said "Doris i have some hidden in my clothing we will need to meet in the Toilets at the back off the plane............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JNR Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 With a spring in her step mrs cooper followed geoffrey to the toilets. Much to her frustration sheena, yvonne and paul were in there whispering about what they has just discovered in paul's pocket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracy123 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 The winning Lotto ticket to £40,000,000! as they check the date they realise it expires in 16 hours time So Paul decides to .................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawny Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 ....take matters in to his own hands and lets out an almighty screech................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Angie*mark Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Everyone on the plane turns to look at paul , who at this point was holding........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JNR Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 ....his plums...which he had bought earlier at the airport shop. He quickly threw these away and tried to jump through.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hutchies Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 ...the people waiting...to get to the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracy123 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Plums......... Who on the plane had turned the winning ticket into Plums? Evil black magic was about! Meantime with all the commotion Geoffrey and Mrs Cooper had made there way into the toilet and about to ............................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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