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On 21/09/2019 at 12:23, tonyman said:

Why some humans (usually females) feel the need to allow dogs to lick there lips, mouth and face knowing that dogs lick there genitals and anus....!!!!

🙂 Next time my dog does that, I will track you down Tony, and give you a tonguey

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Next time my dog does that, I will track you down Tony, and give you a tonguey
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I don't get those skinny jeans where you have to sit down to get them off your legs.


Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe!

 

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1 hour ago, tonyman said:

Your on emoji12.png

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Well Tony that cheeky photo of you (extremely handsome BTW) turns me on

But my dog is a lot more discerning

Either way, wet slobber coming your way........................

🙂

 

 

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Welllll hello...... I'm looking forward to that at the next Perth meet up
Thank you Tootsie


Well Tony that cheeky photo of you (extremely handsome BTW) turns me on
But my dog is a lot more discerning
Either way, wet slobber coming your way........................

 
 
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Why grown men wear T-shirts with Batman or superman on the front...???

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Why grown men wear T-shirts with Batman or superman on the front...???

I’d be more concerned if they wore their underpants over the top of their trousers but yes, those t-shirts shouldn’t be made for anything bigger than age 7-8!
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5 hours ago, tonyman said:

Welllll hello...... I'm looking forward to that at the next Perth meet up emoji8.png
Thank you Tootsie emoji4.png

You'r in there son!!! 

(still got it!) 😉 

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Wasn't Tootsie in a movie once ? Dustin Hoffman I think.


I want it all, and I want it now.

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Substitutes in cricket are only allowed to field, they cannot bowl, or bat, yet subs in most other team sports are allowed full participation ie score goals score tries etc.

Cheers, Bobj.

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1 hour ago, Bobj said:

Substitutes in cricket are only allowed to field, they cannot bowl, or bat, yet subs in most other team sports are allowed full participation ie score goals score tries etc.

Cheers, Bobj.

Oddly, they have now allowed one change to this rule and Labuschagne benefitted from it when he replaced Smith during a test last summer, batted in the second innings, and hasn’t looked back since.  It’s only allowed for concussion injury which seems an odd rule to me.

Either you have substitution for injury or you don’t.

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On 05/01/2020 at 10:06, Parley said:

Wasn't Tootsie in a movie once ? Dustin Hoffman I think.

🙂

Yes. I had just finished watching the movie when I signed up for PIO. Lack of imagination made me use the name. But I can safely assure Tonyman that (well at least last time I looked) I am a red blooded 100% female all over.

 

 

 

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More nutters on the loose.  😡  A sheep has been found impaled on a pitchfork alongside an upside-down cross made of hay in the latest animal killing to feature occult imagery in the New Forest.  The animal is reported to have been stabbed multiple times before being left on a road near the village of Cadnam in the Hampshire national park.  

 

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4 hours ago, Toots said:

More nutters on the loose.  😡  A sheep has been found impaled on a pitchfork alongside an upside-down cross made of hay in the latest animal killing to feature occult imagery in the New Forest.  The animal is reported to have been stabbed multiple times before being left on a road near the village of Cadnam in the Hampshire national park.  

 

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Omg , 

It's a very spiritual place and seems to attract the nutcases

 

 

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3 hours ago, starlight7 said:

Creeps- should be locked up. 

Thats most of us lot then.


Drinking rum before 11am does not make you an alcoholic, it makes you pirate..

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A sad loss to the basketball world about the player who died in a helicopter crash, but,  I just don't get the "non contact " sport. When any basketball news item comes on tv. it invariably shows players measuring their length on the floor...

Cheers, Bobj.

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This. (Maybe I'm just an old fashioned guy.
 
Yes that's wrong pal
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49 minutes ago, simmo said:

This. (Maybe I'm just an old fashioned guy.

 

The little girl doesn't look very impressed at all   ...............  unlike the adults.  😶

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1 minute ago, Toots said:

The little girl doesn't look very impressed at all   ...............  unlike the adults.  😶

It's the adults cheering that I don't get.  Maybe it's innocent fun but I personally wouldn't put a child of mine in that position.

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1 hour ago, simmo said:

This. (Maybe I'm just an old fashioned guy.

 

It’s not just you, I think the worlds gone crackers. That is just weird. 

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Very, very odd...Perusing Google Maps and checking my last trip out in the Harts Range south of the Aboriginal settlement of Atitjere, NT. I drove towards the Disputed Mine, high on Mt Palmer and had to walk about 5 km to the mine, passing the remains of the old miners quarters. co ordinates  -23.0674, 134.7461

Ok so far?

Now, on the mudmap on ipads, it shows the square formation...Yet, on Google Maps, it shows another point, some 14 or 15 km away

Cheers, Bobj.

 

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On 03/09/2019 at 06:21, Toots said:

The wet hair look. According to Vogue editor 'the wet look has resulted in everyday women ditching their pristine blow dry appearance.' BUT to get the wet look you have to blow dry your hair smooth first then apply your product and brush through with a wide tooth comb. Sounds daft to me and it looks like you've just got out of the shower.

 

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For a woman to get the wet hair look she has to have the right face shape and features


BUT I DONT FEEL AFRAID

AS LONG AS I GAZE AT

WATERLOO SUNSET

IAM IN PARADISE

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Panic over this virus.


Drinking rum before 11am does not make you an alcoholic, it makes you pirate..

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