newjez 10,751 Posted July 20, 2016 ... and that's not the worst of it. For someone in their mid to late seventies, it wasn't that bad a bum. Now - before you start, there was a legitimate reason. She fell off a wall yesterday and there was a big bruise. But I wasn't given any say in the matter. I walked past the lounge and then pants down and it was displayed in all it's glory. Corker of a bruise too. I'm hoping the image will fade with time, but when I close my eyes it's still there. Anyone else seen anything that they really wish they could erase?:arghh: Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 20, 2016 When I was a carer for the elderly old men's " bits " were difficult to forget ! ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluesky12 21 Posted July 20, 2016 When I was a carer for the elderly old men's " bits " were difficult to forget ! ...[/QU Friends of mine use to be carers and the stories they use tell about old men and there "bits" lol.....the old men use to tell them that the home owners had said what needed to be done to there " bits" every morning!!! wishful thinking on there parts needless to say...lol.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newjez 10,751 Posted July 20, 2016 When I was a carer for the elderly old men's " bits " were difficult to forget ! ... Are they like ears in that they keep growing? I'm still waiting but mine don't seem to be getting any bigger - maybe I'm not old enough? Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindor 3,927 Posted July 20, 2016 I started work in a home for the elderly when I was 18. A few weeks in, I helped a man to the toilet, he was very unsteady on his feet and had arthritic hands. When we got there he pulled his zip down and then he started to wee before he was ready, so I got hold of it, pointed it at the toilet, face burning, not knowing where to look and willing him to finish quickly. When he did, he looked at me and said "well shake the drops off"!!! I drink, therefore I dance..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newjez 10,751 Posted July 20, 2016 I started work in a home for the elderly when I was 18. A few weeks in, I helped a man to the toilet, he was very unsteady on his feet and had arthritic hands. When we got there he pulled his zip down and then he started to wee before he was ready, so I got hold of it, pointed it at the toilet, face burning, not knowing where to look and willing him to finish quickly. When he did, he looked at me and said "well shake the drops off"!!! I bet he did, probably having the time of his life! Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parley 7,791 Posted July 20, 2016 I bet elderly women's bits are nothing to write home about too. Buy a man eat fish. The Day, Teach Man, to lifetime. - Joe Biden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newjez 10,751 Posted July 20, 2016 I bet elderly women's bits are nothing to write home about too. Maybe you and my mil should meet? Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perthbum 5,725 Posted July 20, 2016 I bet elderly women's bits are nothing to write home about too. ermmmm, young womens bits dont look much different from older womens bits mate, unless you have not seen much of both which I think might be the case with you parley...:wink: Drinking rum before 11am does not make you an alcoholic, it makes you pirate.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parley 7,791 Posted July 20, 2016 Old women's boobs aren't that great It has to be said. Buy a man eat fish. The Day, Teach Man, to lifetime. - Joe Biden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 21, 2016 (edited) Old women's boobs aren't that great It has to be said. mine are magnificent parley ... something for you to look forward to ... old men's " plums " hang down on strings of skin ! ... like Christmas baubles only not as pretty ... Edited July 21, 2016 by the bottler 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 21, 2016 I bet elderly women's bits are nothing to write home about too. at least they they don't shrink down to the size of a button mushroom ! ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flag of convenience 3,987 Posted July 21, 2016 How Anglo commenting on nudity. No one has apparently witnessed the hordes of naked sun bathers, whole family groups at times, than sun bathe and frolic on beaches in the north of Europe and if not certainly topless, regardless of age and attractiveness. Rather liberating not to be obsessed with the body I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quokka2005 3,236 Posted July 21, 2016 I havent witnessed it so far but theres a older woman in this hostel that likes to strip off infront of people in the toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 21, 2016 Are they like ears in that they keep growing? I'm still waiting but mine don't seem to be getting any bigger - maybe I'm not old enough? sadly no newjez ... think button mushroom ! ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 21, 2016 When I was a carer for the elderly old men's " bits " were difficult to forget ! ...[/QU Friends of mine use to be carers and the stories they use tell about old men and there "bits" lol.....the old men use to tell them that the home owners had said what needed to be done to there " bits" every morning!!! wishful thinking on there parts needless to say...lol.... I had to wash their " bits " every morning ... some did not hide the fact they enjoyed it ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JockinTas 2,207 Posted July 21, 2016 Old women's boobs aren't that great It has to be said. ....... and there's a fair few old men (younger ones too) who have most unattractive man-boobs. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away :smile: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith and Linda 2,477 Posted July 21, 2016 ....... and there's a fair few old men (younger ones too) who have most unattractive man-boobs. Jealous are we? Enjoying life in Queensland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newjez 10,751 Posted July 21, 2016 I havent witnessed it so far but theres a older woman in this hostel that likes to strip off infront of people in the toilet Sure she's not the entertainment? You are still in WA? Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith and Linda 2,477 Posted July 21, 2016 I had to wash their " bits " every morning ... some did not hide the fact they enjoyed it ... Even when they did not want washing too hey bottler? Enjoying life in Queensland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith and Linda 2,477 Posted July 21, 2016 Everybody's beautiful, in their own way! Enjoying life in Queensland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the bottler 11,190 Posted July 21, 2016 Even when they did not want washing too hey bottler? a lot of the younger carers used to bribe me with chocolate to do it as they were so embarrassed ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skani 5,385 Posted July 21, 2016 Anyone else seen anything that they really wish they could erase?:arghh: Donald Trump, Tony Abbott, organised dog fighting, cattle being sledge hammered to death, humans being beheaded....get a grip! :rolleyes: You can only hope you live long enough for someone else to snigger at your wrinkly bits, newjez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newjez 10,751 Posted July 21, 2016 Donald Trump, Tony Abbott, organised dog fighting, cattle being sledge hammered to death, humans being beheaded....get a grip! :rolleyes: You can only hope you live long enough for someone else to snigger at your wrinkly bits, newjez. Reminds me a conversation our ten year old had with his grandmother when she was in the shower and he wanted the toilet. She, 'you shouldn't really come in here when I'm taking a shower ' He, 'its alright grandma, I won't laugh'. Nearly there! Don't drop the ball now guys! Vaccines are weeks away. Stay safe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindor 3,927 Posted July 21, 2016 Reminds me a conversation our ten year old had with his grandmother when she was in the shower and he wanted the toilet. She, 'you shouldn't really come in here when I'm taking a shower ' He, 'its alright grandma, I won't laugh'. Priceless... I drink, therefore I dance..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
