flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 and he is offering in return ! ... Food, water and roof. Don't play hard to get. Likely best offer that'll come your way all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Only thing is he did say he was looking for a women to do his cooking and cleaning lol so not a modern man. But him and that other guy are poles apart, he's really nice and patient with meGet in there Stacey! He might be a rich old dude with a heart condition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JockinTas Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Get in there Stacey! He might be a rich old dude with a heart condition! ................. and with no offspring to claim their inheritance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) No the nice guy isn't a drunk but his comments were old fashioned. Its the rude guy that's a drunk. He made a comment about Scotland tonight but that was it. One of my other favourite guys said he wanted to hit him when he spoke to me like that my first night. I had a feeling he did because he walked out. Tonight was better - I still made some muck ups but I feel slightly more confident and can chat to people more. They were all taking the piss out of my accent tonight even the Irish guy!! Apparently my word six sounds like sex so you can imagine how that went. Just proves you don't need to be from the "old world" to be old-fashioned. That pub sounds like a soap opera, or "soapie" in the making. You're becoming a good bar waitress - you care about your clientele even if you can't stand some of them. Getting any good tips yet? Edited December 3, 2015 by speakeasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Food, water and roof. Don't play hard to get. Likely best offer that'll come your way all day. A bit of grub and a tin shack... You will want for nothing or you will learn to sing the blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Food, water and roof. Don't play hard to get. Likely best offer that'll come your way all day. don't know about " all day " ... possibly ... " ever " ! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 It used to be called 'breaking in the barmaid' at least in my parts. I recall a 'new' barmaid would be the highlight of the night (week perhaps?) Most the young blokes would want to check her out and some see how far they could go. I'm sure it would be totally unacceptable these days some of the things said, but seemed the 'norm' to those involved. Is that why they always ordered the bottles from the bottom shelf? I thought they were just cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 One would hope so. Hopefully things have changed over the years as seldom enter a country pub these days, besides have never worked in one in Australia, but from what I've witnessed and experienced in the past, I'd have said at the time, pretty much the roughest and most uncouth ever come across. Obviously I don't mean all, but over a duration I can't say I hold particularly fond memories of a number of country pubs experienced at the time. What, they didn't stock the Guardian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 A bit of grub and a tin shack... You will want for nothing or you will learn to sing the blues. am I being greedy to hope for a cuddle or two ... not being smutty ... I really do mean cuddle ! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Are you from fife? Scots are just obviously sex mad lol. I'll be scared to say six now. Just round everything up to seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakeasy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 am I being greedy to hope for a cuddle or two ... not being smutty ... I really do mean cuddle ! ... You can sleep with the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith and Linda Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 am I being greedy to hope for a cuddle or two ... not being smutty ... I really do mean cuddle ! ... :hug::hug::hug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quokka2005 Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 Nah I don't think he's rich lol and he has children because he told me his daughter has the same name as me. My other favourite is so nice and if I was 20 or 30 years older lol. Think he's in his 50's. He's really interesting compared to the others. Travelled loads and his parents were £10 POM's. He was the one that said Aussies just like slagging off everyone's accents. And no I haven't had any tips lol. Miserable old buggars. They put their change in a charity tin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 A bit of grub and a tin shack... You will want for nothing or you will learn to sing the blues. Good behaviour may even warrant the allowance of the odd pub visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 What, they didn't stock the Guardian? Possibly in the loo, although more likely to be the Farmers Weekly or Utes With Grunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quokka2005 Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 Bottler come down and I'll sort you out with a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 You can sleep with the dog. I wouldn't deprive the bloke if I was her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 am I being greedy to hope for a cuddle or two ... not being smutty ... I really do mean cuddle ! ... Do Aussie country blokes do cuddles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 don't know about " all day " ... possibly ... " ever " ! ... You poor dear. Surely there is 'hope' of something 'better around the corner'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith and Linda Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Do Aussie country blokes do cuddles? Sheep farmers do:wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Is that why they always ordered the bottles from the bottom shelf? I thought they were just cheap. Yes indeed. Same reason the new barmaid often tended to wear an extra short skirt. One bloke claimed a newbe was sans knickers but never came to verify his claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the bottler Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Bottler come down and I'll sort you out with a man thanks for the offer Stacey ... but as I have said before only joking about retired farmers etc ... very happy being on my own ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quokka2005 Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 Well they must be really disappointed with me because Ive been wearing jeans and a zipper. That'll be why I don't get any tips haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Sheep farmers do:wink: Your ahead of me there. I didn't realise bottler was a leg of mutton. I really must keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flag of convenience Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Well they must be really disappointed with me because Ive been wearing jeans and a zipper. That'll be why I don't get any tips haha Do they have a skimpy night for the 'boys' on the weekend? Likely make in a couple of hours an entire weeks earnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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