abz123 1,311 Posted October 16, 2014 Do you enjoy a play on words or is not your thing? i think my favourite was the Two Ronnies four candles / fork handles sketch. PIO members are like triangles. Most of us are (a)cute but there are also those who are down right obtuse. Treat us all as equilaterals and we won't fall out. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Que Sera Sera 6,268 Posted October 16, 2014 Do you enjoy a play on words or is not your thing? i think my favourite was the Two Ronnies four candles / fork handles sketch. Fork Handles makes me laugh every time . I've seen it so many times but its just brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest241083 10,769 Posted October 16, 2014 ........it was a brilliant sketch......IMO...! .......I enjoy the play on words........this poem is a favourite....lol...! .....Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. (Sauce unknown) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest66881 Posted October 16, 2014 Benny Hill made some good ones over the years:laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abz123 1,311 Posted October 16, 2014 I remember one Benny Hill classroom sketch where Mustava Leik was asked to stay behind and fill up the ink wells but the Hill's Angels are the main thing that stick in my mind (for some unknown reason...) PIO members are like triangles. Most of us are (a)cute but there are also those who are down right obtuse. Treat us all as equilaterals and we won't fall out. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evelynr Posted October 20, 2014 How about this one - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest66881 Posted October 20, 2014 Arsearoll, what did you say? Arsearoll. Oh you want a rissole. Benny Hill chinese guy sketch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Les Patterson 1,809 Posted October 20, 2014 ........it was a brilliant sketch......IMO...! .......I enjoy the play on words........this poem is a favourite....lol...! .....Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. (Sauce unknown) Tomato or BBQ ????? Never argue with an idiot........he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith and Linda 2,477 Posted October 20, 2014 There is the odd person around that Dr Spooner would call a "shining whit", Try youtube for the Ronnie Corbet and Harry Enfield, 'My blackberry is not working" sketch, from the two Ronnies mold, brilliant. Enjoying life in Queensland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abz123 1,311 Posted October 21, 2014 Let's not forget Tommy Cooper too: I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.' He said 'To camp?', I said (butchly) 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.' I said 'I also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?' I said (camply) 'Make your mind up.' PIO members are like triangles. Most of us are (a)cute but there are also those who are down right obtuse. Treat us all as equilaterals and we won't fall out. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
