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The Queen is recruiting a washer-up who must be willing to travel for up to three months of the year around her palaces - just to do the dishes.

The £14,200-a-year employee will be based at Buckingham Palace but must be able to travel with a dishcloth to Windsor and Sandringham, and also to Balmoral and Holyroodhouse in Scotland.

A ‘General Catering Assistant (Wash Up)’ - as it has been described in a job advert - will work for 40 hours per week on the team 'responsible for maintaining the cleanliness of the staff restaurant'.

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£14,200 ? that's practically minimum wage!! Miserable cow!! :laugh:

You would expect it to be higher. Aren't they suppose to make sure their staff are well paid so they don't lift anything. I bet the cutlery is worth more than £14k.

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You would think in this era of modern technology they would just buy the palace kitchen a dishwasher!

 

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A more cost effective solution in my opinion!

But it may scratch the china or rust the cutlery :wink:

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But it may scratch the china or rust the cutlery :wink:

 

A Miele doesn't. Yes we have a Miele, after stuffing around with other cr@p for decades.

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If PB doesn't want the job, then I bet Pablo would, he sure loves the Royals . . .

 

Oh no Gill don't start him off again :laugh:

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A Miele doesn't. Yes we have a Miele, after stuffing around with other cr@p for decades.

 

 

ooooOOOOOOHH a Miele!impressed:shocked:,do you wash your organic purchases in it:wideeyed:,or just your daughters 19 saddles for her show pony?:rolleyes:

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Ah jeeez,i hope one day i can proudly arise from the head of the table,wait silently with a smug look on my face,await the dozens of people on the table to notice me standing,then all gradually quieten in anticipation of an announcement,and proudly say...............................................................

 

"YES,WE HAVE A MIELE"

 

Superb,i tell yer!:notworthy:

STORMER!:biglaugh:

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I'm the dish washer....aka i do the dishes. i would love a dish washer one day tho, it's all I dream about.

 

Waste of time for just a cpl i reckon,used mine about ten times in ten years,just end up doing them in the sink as i cook etc

Should have just stuck a cupboard there

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we rented a new build flat, it had one. it took us a few weeks to even realise it was the're because it was built into worktops(if that makes sense) lol we''re Muppets..

 

we never used it, no point with just two of us . we dont use enough plates or cutlery.can see why it's good for families though

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Waste of time for just a cpl i reckon,used mine about ten times in ten years,just end up doing them in the sink as i cook etc

Should have just stuck a cupboard there

 

 

 

Impressive - you can multi-task :)

 

But if both hands are in the sink . . . . whats holding the feather duster seeing as you can dust at the same time? :rolleyes:

 

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Impressive - you can multi-task :)

 

But if both hands are in the sink . . . . whats holding the feather duster seeing as you can dust at the same time? :rolleyes:

 

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:smile:My woolyback skivvy:wink:

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