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Fifty SHEDS of Grey

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The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes.

Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.

The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the Garden.

Here are some extracts...

 

Fifty Sheds Of Grey

 

We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall...

But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

 

 

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.

I moaned with pleasure.

Now for the other boot.

 

 

Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.

She still manages to get into the shed, though.

 

 

"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly.

"Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.

"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."

 

 

"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip.

"I need to be punished."

So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

 

 

"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly.

"Harder!"

"Okay," I said.

"What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"

 

"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.

"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.

 

 

"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"

"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

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I thought the Twilight books were drivel but they are Shakespeare & Dickens in comparison to '50 Shades of Dull.'

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The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes.

Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.

The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the Garden.

Here are some extracts...

 

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You have too much time on your hands don't you :biglaugh:


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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