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John Cleese on ‘Alerts to terror threats in 2011 Europe’ “The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. The Italians have increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.” The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.” Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. The Australians, meanwhile, have raised their security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is canceled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.”

AUSTRALIA will target people from 10 countries for stringent new visa checks in a push to prevent terrorists getting through the security net. Visa applicants from countries identified as high-risk will soon have to submit to fingerprinting and facial imaging, known as biometric checking. Rudd's new terror trap

Police in Australia say they have thwarted a mass suicide attack on a military base by carrying out a series of raids. Australia Federal Police's Tony Negus spoke after the raids More than 400 officers were involved in Operation Neath and 19 properties were raided in Melbourne. Four people were arrested, all Australian citizens ranging in age from 22 to 26 and several others are being questioned, Australia Federal Police Acting Commissioner Tony Negus said. The suspects were allegedly planning an attack involving automatic weapons on Holsworthy Barracks on Sydney's western outskirts, more

Hi all, Don't know if anyone watched terror in the skies lastnight about the security at our airports pretty much somes everything up in this country.:no: For those of you who have cable there's a program on tonight called nothing to declare and it's about Australia's Custom officer's and how they deal with fake passports,bringing in food etc. It's on the ftn channel well it was last week if anyone's interested Caroline:wubclub: