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Is there such a thing as the 'Male Menopause'. Got a mate who has just hit the BIG 50 and he seems to be going of his rocker. I know you ladies go through the menopause and you have my sympathy, but I reckon the men of PIO should be made aware of the possible signs. 1. Insists on playing House, Garage, Shed, Patio, Conservatory music wherever he goes. 2. Said music is normally blasted from 'Whoofers, Hoofers, Double Base, Ultra Treble, sound system that he has fitted to his car. 3. Said car has gone from a family Mondeo to a vivid red soft top Audi Sport. 4. Can normally spy a MM (Male Menopauser) in his convertible Audi Sport come rain, shine, sleet, snow, etc, no matter what he WILL have the roof down. 5. Instead of a Flat White Coffee, he now orders a 'Skinny Mocha-chino, with soy milk, and a double shot of espresso. 6. Has his hair deliberately coloured 'Salt 'n' Pepper' by the 'Unisex' salon as he thinks this gives him the Richard Gere look. 7. Starts to wear Levi 501's AGAIN, boot cut, that cut him in half. 8. Goes on a fitness spree. Attends his local Gym wearing a 'Golds Gym New York' singlet that allows for a lot of 'Spillage' to occur. 9. Now has a personlised number plate that says, 'STAG 1'. 10. Refers to his wife when in company as 'She, her, or that. 11. Learns how to use predictive text on his brand new 'Blackberry'. Even though the messages never make sense he perseveres nonetheless. 12. His diet now consists of Blueberries, anything with an anti oxidant in it, and any food that to most is disgusting. 13. Decides that the latest 'Family' holiday is going to be in 'Get laid for one free drink'. This is a small island of 'Never Never Land. 14. Has decided to take a spa break, ALONE, in order to 'find' himself. (If he looks closely enough he will find himself up his own backside) 15. Refers to the fairer sex as 'Chicks', Sweetie, and Babe. 16. Insists on driving his daughters 17 year old mates home after they visit, even though before he couldn't have cared less. Roof down, raining, and everyone gets soaked, but he insists that its 'Cool'. There are loads more I would imagine, keep them coming. And no before ANYONE says it I don't do any of the above, maybe except for the Levis thing.:biglaugh: Cheers Tony:wink: