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  1. pablo

    Embarrassing injuries

    Well i was just reading the paper in work yesterday,reading about some medical programme thats on the telly,i dont watch medical shows tbh,this is reality a show it said. So apparantly this is going out on TV and the crank in question allowed it to go out on the show,this is what happened according to what i read..........................?? The crank goes to the hozzy with a toilet brush firmly lodged in his ar7e:wideeyed:,i can just imagine the conversation...DOCTOR "please take a seat and explain what the problem is pls" CRANK "well i'd rather not thx:twitcy:,you see ive got a toilet brush about a fortnight up my anus doctor:cute:" DOCTOR "and how did this happen pls?", CRANK "well what happened was the bathroom floor was wet and i slipped and ended up being impaled on said toilet brush,it was pure chance it ended up there,i was just unlucky doctor":wubclub: THAT was the cranks excuse! he slipped and ended up embedded on a toilet brush :laugh:wtf! Why didnt he just go to ann summers and buy one of those grenade launchers they sell and half a best butter if thats what he's into?! a toilet brush..eeeeeuuuuw! I'd DIE! a woman doctor it was as well:no:,i was thinking "how do you walk to hozzy like that? did he drive?,no cant have driven,did his car have a sunroof because he would have been a bit higher in the seat and maybe stuck his swede out the roof,or get a cab and lie on his side or what?" all very concerning tbh:biggrin: So what embarrassing things have you done or seen injury wise? ive got stitches all over me swede thru drink tbh(the kerbs are massive in lanzarote),and i tend to run down the stairs in ours,done it one nite after a load of whiskey and used me head to play every stair on the way down to the back door like a xylophone,not good like,load more staples to add to the ones inflicted by various ex GFs with hammers and stilettos. But the daftest one was when one of the lads dropped a block on my shoulder from about 10 foot above me,fuming i was! "yer stupid ~~~~" i shouted,and booted the nearest thing to hand in temper,a spade lying on the floor,the blade end of the spade!:rolleyes:,so me big toe is split in two kinda thing,goes the hozzy,blood everywhere and a cartoon big toe like a banana,"you'l have to go for Xray" the nurse said,"ok sound" i said,and goes to walk to Xray, "no you cant walk,you'l have to get in a wheelchair" she said,i said "i dont need a wheelchair,i'l walk",she said "you wont walk",so i ended up sitting in a wheelchair getting pushed from one end of the hozzy to the other by a tiny little fridge magnet of a nurse,with me leg stretched out and me cartoon big toe on display:embarrassed:,all the while me two mates who took me were literally crying their eyes out at the scene,me 6ft3 and 16 stone getting wheeled around by a tiny nurse over a toe ffs!followed us all the way to Xray cracking funnys and screaming with laughter:mad::laugh:,thats one of mine,whats your EMBARRASSING INJURY?!:unsure:
  2. Well fellow Pomsinoz... I doubt that anyone here has made quite the hash of their first day in work as I managed to do when I started working in the city on Tuesday!
  3. cornish78

    Embarrassing Bodies on C4 UK

    Anyone watching this...? Some people are very brave...always good to raise awareness but my stomach is turning slightly :eek: I'm just watching poo be smeared onto some paper...!
  4. Dawny

    How Embarrassing!! Kids!

    Kids what are they like? Some time ago when my eldest was 9 years old, my friend and i took her to a party hire shop, All was going well untill she spotted cuddly toys, a huge 5ft andrex dog sat there in the middle of the crowded shop! She was having a little flid out as no one was willing to buy this huge dog so we left her to it like you do so went to pay, When at the top of her voice she shouts " I want the Durex puppy now"! Well you can imagine the whole shop was just sniggering, i have never felt so embarressed in all my life,:nah: Has any of your little angels done this?
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