I gave a woman a lift home from the beach and she invited me in for a cup of tea.
As soon as I saw the kitty litter tray on the balcony - UGH! It turned my stomach.
Then she went into paroxyms of passion and pleasure when she saw her cat - which to me looked about as attractive and BIGGER and HAIRIER as Dangerous Davies' dog.
I didn't want my tea, just wanted to get the **** out.