Cold and Dull?

[dunnarunna]

you two
will you stop telling everyone its good in adelaide, your gonna push house prices up!
so until i get there remember to say it is cold & dull, has huge population of drop bears & melbourne is by far the better place to go ok.
donna

[tinbasher]

Ok Donna hun

There's an advert on TV over here at the moment that does just that, it is really funny. It is for some beer or other.

So here goes, don't come to Adelaide because: it stinks especially around Aberfoyle park, the place is full of cross dressers especially around Aberfoyle park, a lunatic asylum for cows has just been built at Aberfoyle park and if you go to Aberfoyle park at milking time you need to wear a raincoat.

So there.

Mrs TinB:p

[Fat Boy Fat]

Look Twinmasher leave Aberfoyle Park alone, Aberfoyle Park is set in the north-west corner of Happy Valley on the northern doorstep to the McLaren Vale, birthplace of South Australia’s billion dollar wine industry. (Pioneer settler John Reynell planted the first vines on the Fleurieu Peninsula in 1838). On the southern fringes of the Adelaide metropolitan area it is perfectly placed for day trips into the Festival City, into the wine belt and popular coastal peninsular resorts such as Myponga, Carrickalinga, Goolwa and Victor Harbour.
Lying in the western lee of the Mt Lofty Ranges, Aberfoyle Park flanks the Happy Valley Reservoir while the Hallet Cove Conservation Park and the Gulf St Vincent coastline are just a short drive to the west.

AND YOU LIVE AT THE PORT WITH THE DOCKERS

[tinbasher]

Originally Posted by Fat Boy Fat

Look Twinmasher leave Aberfoyle Park alone, Aberfoyle Park is set in the north-west corner of Happy Valley

I rest my case, Happy Valley. Sounds like it's full of people just released from the lunatic asylum Oh but it is. Or is it because there are a lot of illicit drugs smoked up that way?


You leave the hairy spiders alone around my back door Mrs Looney Cow, they eat all the flies. Which I believe is a problem around your rear end!

Mrs TinB

[Lazy Cow]

Originally Posted by tinbasher

So here goes, don't come to Adelaide because: it stinks especially around Aberfoyle park, the place is full of cross dressers especially around Aberfoyle park, a lunatic asylum for cows has just been built at Aberfoyle park and if you go to Aberfoyle park at milking time you need to wear a raincoat.

Ok then! Don't come to Adelaide because it smells of fish and wee over where she lives; Big Tony can be found jogging in his net vest and Superman undies; there's no shortage of water because of her incontinence problem, tho no-one wants to touch it let alone drink it; there are huge snakes and even larger spiders round her back door; boguns and ferals make up 90% of her neighbours - at her request; and, oh, and she smells rusty.

Mind you, it's lovely in Aberfoyle Park!
LC

[matthew9]

We are coming to Adelaide in the next few weeks to settle. It sounds asthough you really know the place well. We hope to get jobs within 6 months, I am a teacher, do you think there will be a problem?

[tinbasher]

Hi Matthew

It really depends on what subject you teach? Are you primary or secondary? I can teach from middle to secondary school at the moment I am taking a year 7 class. It is contract work and the majority of positions in SA are, unless you are prepared to go to the country, if you are then i should imagine you will get a job more or less straight away. But be careful if you get offered a country position check it out before saying yes as some of the places are miles away from anywhere with nothing to do. If your subject is in demand then you won't have a problem.

Mrs TinB
PS Lazy Cow :p You make it sound so lovely down our way, thanks for that. Now I am going to get my rusty bottom up and moving. Has anyone get any WD40?