Oh poor you... was it cos you kept putting your chilly feet on her at night? That'd probably push me over the egde too!
I have plenty of single female friends back there who I'm sure would be happy to keep you warm, as long as you kept your feet to yourself and your Perth-bashing to a minimum (yes, I'm aware of your rep)... hehe.
As for the -1?? Must be that El Nino fellow again.

Though I did just pop onto Ninemsn and they currently rate Perths temp at 12.8 which considering it is near on midnight ain't too bad...? However, I am here in the UK and you are there so I am taking your word for the chilli factor and am hoping it warms up by the time I get back (hopefully) at the end of October!
Go have a hot milo!!!