3 Men die on xmas eve, to get into heaven st Peter says ,You must have something on you that represents xmas.
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle, St Peter lets him pass, Welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says they are bells,St Peter lets him pass ,the Irish man pulls out a G string and St Peter says how the ...k do they represent xmas .
paddy says they,re CAROLS.
