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Old 08-11-2007, 02:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An Aussie friend sent me this.. very funny

2007 AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP TEST 1[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?

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2.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] What is a "bloody little beauty"?

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3[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

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4.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'

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5.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Macca, Chook and Johnno are driving to Margarets in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

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6.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother .......?
b) You're going home in the back of a .....?
c) Fair crack of the ......?

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7[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

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8[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

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9[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

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10.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

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11.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] What are the ingredients in a rissole?

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12.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

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13.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

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14[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

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15[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. When you go to a bring-your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

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16[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

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17.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

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18.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?

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19.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Who would you like to crack on to?

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20.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

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21[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

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22.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] What does "sinkin piss at a mate's joint" and "getten para" mean? [/font]

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