Aussie First Aid

[The.Colebecks]

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds
it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bruce and Brian sitting
at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bruce

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'

With that, Bruce walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bottom.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bruce swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Bruce, I'd heard of that
bladdy Hind-Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

[KP Nuts]

Well Karen, that's just left Mr KP rolling around the floor in stitches.......

Nice one!!!!!

KP Nuts

[UK2Perth]

Lovin it... just had a mass coughing fit at that one, keep em comin... My OH shipped his dog out called Bruce.. Can you imagine him shouting the dog and half the neighbourhood turning around, funny :)

[The.Colebecks]

Originally Posted by UK2Perth

Lovin it... just had a mass coughing fit at that one, keep em comin... My OH shipped his dog out called Bruce.. Can you imagine him shouting the dog and half the neighbourhood turning around, funny :)

Good luck with that one!!!

[BRAMBLE]

Ohhhhhh Cheeeeky!
Brilliant!

[Lazy Cow]

And why was it set in Adelaide?????

Oh yes, now you've ditched our state, I guess it's fair game is it Karen! Eh? Eh? And to think we actually wanted you here. Ha!:)

Love C (since I notice you're resorting to shorthand!!)

PS. Yes it made me laugh...but that's not the point!

[The.Colebecks]

Originally Posted by Lazy Cow

And why was it set in Adelaide?????

Oh yes, now you've ditched our state, I guess it's fair game is it Karen! Eh? Eh? And to think we actually wanted you here. Ha!:)

Love C (since I notice you're resorting to shorthand!!)

PS. Yes it made me laugh...but that's not the point!

Hi C (shorthand due to not knowing if peeps here are aware of your true identity??!!)

I was going to change the joke to read Darwin but, as I suspected the Adelaide feature would rattle your udder, I left it as it was hehehe

Love
K xx

[clayton gang]

Thats was very good.
Had a good laugh at that one

Clayton Gang