Bruce the Sheep Farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when
the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed.
The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day having sex with the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."........
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1st TRA application, Nov 06, as a Childcare Coordinator came back positive as Hairdresser so...........
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__________________ Finally living in Mount Martha, Melbourne......... and loving it !!!!!!!!! TRA passed - Feb. 07 ...........Visa granted (136- General Plumber) 14th June !!!!!!!! Landed in Oz 9th December 2007!!! PIO Skilled Trades database for Victoria: http://www.freewebs.com/victorianskilledtraderslist/index.htm
Oi NO i dont mention name's an i really was'nt thinking of Dan, well not in that way, he's been a bit quiet aint he????????????????????
Mr KP Nut.
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[quote=hays;142720][quote=jonseywife;142708] he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
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he was a showgirl,
with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
all together now
at the copa copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana........
Right that's Enough, he aint here to defend himself, so 1 more Quip an i'll start posting on the bloke's thread with a Vengance......
Mr KP Nut.
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Case Officer - 30/1/08 - OMG
Meds done - 12/2/08 - Police checks back - 14/2/08 (both)
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(Had a rotten day)
