THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
>partner
>that my breasts are just too small. Instead of telling me it's not so,
>he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>"If you want 'em to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
> and rub it between 'em for a few seconds."
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>"How long will this take?" I asked.
>"A few years," Mike replies.
>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
>toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
>over the years?"
>Without missing a beat he says,
>
>"Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
>he may even walk again,
>although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
>
>Stupid, stupid man.......
Joke for the ladies!
That's SO funny! I'm crying with laughter! My OH thinks so too!
