It's a sign of the times

HeywoodMonkey · 13-07-2007, 05:23 PM

Hey there everyone, if ever there was a time to get the hell out of the UK now is that time. A sure sign of the times is the following link, have a look at it and be amazed..........just where are all the english names going ?

Mohammed has become the most popular name for baby boys in England and Wales.

ed champ · 13-07-2007, 11:56 PM

Sorry monkey but dont let the BBC bring wales into this there are still plenty of Dai's and Jones's in the valleys. For the time being at least....

Ed

calNgary · 14-07-2007, 10:24 AM

They forgot to add the survey was carried out in Bradford and Birmingham,!!:)lol,I had read this somewere a few week ago but i really am strugglin to believe it ,,but then again??
Cal x

Aldo · 14-07-2007, 11:02 PM

Q. what do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head

A. Hamed.

Q what do you call a man with 2 slices of ham on his head

A. Mohamed

HeywoodMonkey · 15-07-2007, 10:20 AM

Hy Aldo
Old ones indeed there, if it's topical jokes your after then how's this one grab you ?

" Police have today revealed the name of the driver burnt during the Glasgow Airport attack........Singit Jeep "

Aldo · 15-07-2007, 07:50 PM

there is another joke doing the rounds about the failed bombings that involves Harold Shipman but i,ll let you google it yourself.

calNgary · 16-07-2007, 03:25 AM

hiya guys ,,dont want to be a wet blanket or a

but can we leave off the terroist jokes and others that may offend some of our members,im sure you'll understand
thanks guys
Cal x

jonseywife · 16-07-2007, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeywoodMonkey

" Police have today revealed the name of the driver burnt during the Glasgow Airport attack........Singit Jeep "

You forgot to mention his accomplice................ Mohamed Zonfire !!!!!

Sorry Cal... I could'nt resit !!!!!! Im naughty I know !
But I think its safe to say we dont have any kind of terroist amoung PIO members........ ????!!!!! Hopefully !!!

jonseywife · 16-07-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo n paul

I do know we have had members that may find this offensive..I love to joke about anything, and have had hundreds of all kinds of different jokes sent to my mobile..I just think that as this is a family forum, it's not really apt to put them here...My kids sometimes take a look through and really dont want them seeing this...
SAL 10 lashings for you!!! Now pick whichever of the guys to give them hehehehe

Well thats told me............. Im sure you wont short of volunteers from the guys to give me those 10 lashings Jo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However........... there are many more "would be" seen as offensive posts put on here in the form of jokes (i.e Welsh jokes, man jokes, women jokes, fattest jokes, old jokes, ugly jokes etc, etc. ) which many of us are guilty of !!!!!!!!!!! Im very careful what I put on here in the way of jokes or piccies! But most of us take with a pinch of salt ......... were just back to the old PC thing again, where does it all end ?????? ...... so I'll not say anymore !!!!!!
Mass lashings for all me thinks

Does that mean I cant come to stay with you in Brissy then ????????

calNgary · 16-07-2007, 11:48 AM

Not sure if thats aimed at me or Jo but either way you are more than welcome in Brisbane,especially here.Please understand when we(moderators)

edit or delete posts we are doing it as part of our job not our personality,

,we have to act on any reports sent to us as im sure youd all agree thats what youd want if you reported something.In no way are we 'normally' having a go at a specific member,i personally emailed Heywood monkey this morning explaining what id done,as to aviod any upset,i personally laugh at lots of the bad jokes but i know some dont and we have to respect them as members too.Please dont be offended Sal,
Cal x