Oh how I love Mrs T.....

Lazy Cow · 02-07-2007, 11:20 AM

Just thought I'd share my genius plan for making Tinny's flight fun.

You all know how much I love the old baggage - bladder problems, false teeth, wrinkly stockings and all - so I thought I would bring a glow to her face and happiness to her heart.

Yes, as she is all made of tin (except her heart which is a pea), I have decided to tell both Adelaide and Manchester airport that she is carrying 'bad' things about her person and needs a cavity check....

Now, isn't that thoughtful of me?

Yours caringly,
LC

leanneandmark · 02-07-2007, 11:23 AM

Note to self, Stay clear of that Lazy Cow.

wardy · 02-07-2007, 11:45 AM

oooh LC you are awful....... but I like you.

Davidgolf · 02-07-2007, 11:57 AM

Make a note to myself always be best friends with LC

Sharon x

jonseywife · 02-07-2007, 12:07 PM

Lazy Cow.......... That plain wicked !!!!!!!!!!
But bloody hilarious.........................

Im sure the "customs" guys would only be tooo pleased to look into it................ her cavities that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooo......... were back to the rubber gloves again !!!!!!!!!!

Abi&Dan · 02-07-2007, 12:40 PM

so very cruel

and amusing!!

Watch out Mrs TB

tinbasher · 02-07-2007, 01:20 PM

Oh, senior member, LC you are naughty, but I like it!!!

Now that I am a platinum member they will be in for a big shock when they check my cavity I can tell you.

Mrs PlatinumTinB

The.Colebecks · 02-07-2007, 02:57 PM

... I sense the rubber gloves will be making an appearance again

Lazy Cow · 05-07-2007, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonseywife

Im sure the "customs" guys would only be tooo pleased to look into it................ her cavities that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooo......... were back to the rubber gloves again !!!!!!!!!!

You've got to be kidding..they'll be seeing who draws the short straw! They'd want some serious danger money for doing that...and perhaps to be roped to something solid on 'the outside'. And they'd need more than flocked rubber gloves, I can tell you. Plus a squirt of WD40 (or as they call it at OH's work, the 'F"(K it's Stuck'!)

Am feeling ill now, that's enough of that!

Also, clever Wardy and Sharon....Leanne, your card is marked!*

LC
*That's a threat/ promise...

leanneandmark · 05-07-2007, 11:51 PM

Don't pick on me.............. please.