Hi I thought someone might like this....It was sent to me by an aussie rellie
The Koala and the little lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint, when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey Koala! what are you doing?"
The Koala says "smoking a joint!, come up and have some"
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and has a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him out of the water,
then asks the lizard "whats the matter with you?"
the little lizard then explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink
the crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "HEY YOU!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuu- k dude........how much water did you drink?!!!!"
Sorry I tried to avoid the swear word but it didnt have the same effect
The Koala ........
